Here’s a new release from Retromedia films that came out last month. Unfortunately it’s not a “new” softcore film, as they don’t make those at the moment, but rather is a re-release […]
THE CHRISTINE NGUYEN COLLECTION
SIN CITY DIARIES episode 10: Good Enough To Eat
I know it’s been a while, but it’s time to continue reviewing episodes of this softcore series, which lasted for one season back in 2007. And what a great episode to resume […]
Sexy Wives Sinsations
Here’s a Jim Wynorski film that I thought I’d already reviewed, but it turns out I was getting it confused with Wynorski’s 2011 film SEXY WIVES SINDROME. I’d noted in that review […]
Sexually Insatiable
This 2009 film is from Mainline Releasing and is directed by Tomas Rosemeade, but no writer is credited either in the film itself or on its IMDB page. Perhaps Rosemeade also wrote […]
Swingers Sex Party
CINDERELLA’S HOT NIGHT
A long-overdue review (sorry, I really do wish I could update this blog more often) of this erotic fairy tale from Retromedia. Directed by Dean McKendrick, and written by “Suzanne Cabot” (whom […]
SUPER NINJA DOLL
This 2007 film (also known as Super Ninja Bikini Babes according to IMDB) was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the names Cyrus Nickleby and Nicholas Medina). It’s a sci-fi […]
THE LOVE MACHINE
Alright, following MODEL FOR MURDER and DEADLY PICKUP, here is Retromedia’s latest attempt at producing an “erotic thriller,” from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. And, look, I’m just going to blunt, […]
VOODOO DOLLZ
This is a short (about an hour and 12 minutes) film written and directed in 2008 by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). He’s acquired quite an impressive cast of beautiful actresses, […]
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA
This is a very rare film. It’s so rare that even it’s IMDB page barely has any cast information. It doesn’t appear to have aired on TV that often, nor ever been […]
Invisible Centerfolds
Here’s the latest Retromedia Softcore Cinema sensation from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I’m kind of breaking one of my internal rules here, as I usually wait until their films are on DVD before […]
College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives
Here we go, Retromedia presents the latest small screen gem from writer/director Dean McKendrick, whom I think is the spiritual heir to Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray. Now if the word […]
Baby Doll Diaries (Double Feature)
I picked this up the same time I picked up Candy Stripers Over the Edge (Double Feature) (Co-Feature Bridesmaids Over the Edge). It’s from the same studio, Retromedia, and much of the […]
Candy Stripers Over the Edge (Double Feature) (Co-Feature Bridesmaids Over the Edge)
Even though I put this in my Softcore Films category, these aren’t exactly films. And I knew that when I bought them, but I could see how some unsuspecting fans might be […]
AFTER MIDNIGHT
When an exotic dancer is murdered at a seedy strip club, her sister goes undercover to find the killer. While working at the club, she quickly realizes that everyone is a suspect […]
Sexually BUGGED!
I saw this film (which is listed on IMDB as SEXIPEDE!) for the first time last night. Upon doing some research it looks like it was filmed in April of last year […]
TANYA X – THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
In the 2007 softcore spy movie spoof THE GIRL FROM B.I.K.I.N.I. we were introduced to Tanya X, a secret agent for the Bureau of International Knowledge Intelligence and Nonstandard Investigations, played by […]
BIKINI ROYALE
This 2008 film is a sequel to 2006’s THE GIRL FROM B.I.K.I.N.I.. Once again written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (aka Nicholas Medina), and starring Beverly Lynne Meadows as secret agent […]
SEXY WARRIORS
The latest film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I had to get this one as it stars Christine Nguyen, who has long been one of my favorite softcore actress, and Erika Jordan, who […]
LOLITA FROM INTERSTELLAR SPACE
This is the latest “science fiction” softcore film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. It’s actually credited as “Based on the classic tale by Jules Verne”, though I have no idea what tale they’re […]
BIKINI FRANKENSTEIN
This 2010 film was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray, under his frequent pen-name, Nicholas Medina. The opening credits say “Based on the classic novel by Mary Shelley”, and IMDB lists […]
TARZEENA, QUEEN OF KONG ISLAND
Also known (according to IMDB) as Tarzeena, Jiggle In The Jungle, this 2008 film from Retromedia was written by Cryus Nickelby and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the name Nicholas Medina). […]
ALL BABE NETWORK
Okay, I know my faithful readers are getting bored with me going on and on and on about my problems with Twitter. Time to turn this blog back to what it’s best […]
THE BIG BUST THEORY (aka “The Super Sex Program”)
This film has been airing on cable as The Super Sex Program, but is released on DVD under the title The Big Bust Theory. But if you buy the DVD expecting […]
SEXUAL WITCHCRAFT
I had to get this film, just based on the two women on the cover. Christine Nguyen is one of the best softcore actresses I’ve even seen. She always does an excellent […]
BABY DOLLS BEHIND BARS (in 3D!)
Written by Dean McKendrick and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina), this film stars Jazy Berlin as naive police officer Sissy Dunlap. Police inspector Hartford (Michael Gaglio) gives her […]
BIKINI JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF EROS
Dr. Bikini Jones goes in search of the Lost Temple of Eros using a sacred Golden Idol as her guide. Her nemesis Evilla Cruella and her henchmen are at her heels in […]
GHOST IN A TEENY BIKINI
This 2006 film was directed by Fred Olen Ray (under his Nicholas Medina alias), who also co-wrote it with Jeff O’Brien. It stars Christine Nguyen as Muffin Baker, a softcore B-movie actress […]
BIKINI GIRLS FROM THE LOST PLANET
Directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina), who also co-wrote it (along with Brett Kelly, David A. Lloyd, & Jeff O’Brien), this 2006 film features Rebecca Love as Queen Morgana, of […]
DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra (Brandin Rackley) and her beautiful bodyguard (Jazy Berlin) flee to a strange alien planet…Earth! Pursued there by the evil Empress (Christine Nguyen) and her henchwoman, […]
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