This latest erotic thriller from Retromedia is directed by Dean McKendrick and written by “Suzanne Cabot.” It came out a couple of months ago, I caught it on Amazon video, and I […]
HIGH HEEL HOMICIDE
SLEEPING BEAUTIES
Here we have the latest softcore cinematic offering from Retromedia. Written by “Suzanne Cabot” and directed by Dean McKendrick, this follows Cinderella’s Hot Night, in attempting to present an updated version of […]
Model For Murder: The Centerfold Killer
Okay, a little later than I’d hoped, here is a review for a movie that I have been looking forward to ever since I first heard about it back in February. After […]
LOLIDA 2000 (aka O Lita 2000)
When I first saw this film back in 1998 it was titled O Lita 2000, although the lead character in film, played by Jacqueline Lovell, is credited as “Lolita.” But when released […]
Invisible Centerfolds
Here’s the latest Retromedia Softcore Cinema sensation from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I’m kind of breaking one of my internal rules here, as I usually wait until their films are on DVD before […]
College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives
Here we go, Retromedia presents the latest small screen gem from writer/director Dean McKendrick, whom I think is the spiritual heir to Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray. Now if the word […]
Bikini Avengers
Here’s the latest softcore film from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. It came out last Tuesday, I pre-ordered it a couple of months ago once I saw Erika Jordan on the […]
BABY DOLLS BEHIND BARS (in 3D!)
Written by Dean McKendrick and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina), this film stars Jazy Berlin as naive police officer Sissy Dunlap. Police inspector Hartford (Michael Gaglio) gives her […]
DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra (Brandin Rackley) and her beautiful bodyguard (Jazy Berlin) flee to a strange alien planet…Earth! Pursued there by the evil Empress (Christine Nguyen) and her henchwoman, […]
BUSTY HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
Not to be confused with the “Reality” TV series, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, this 2012 film was written by Dean McKendrick and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). […]
CINDERELLA’S HOT NIGHT
A long-overdue review (sorry, I really do wish I could update this blog more often) of this erotic fairy tale from Retromedia. Directed by Dean McKendrick, and written by “Suzanne Cabot” (whom […]
BEDROOM EYES
Pristine Edge is back! This hardcore actress made her softcore debut early last year in Retromedia’s film VIXENS FROM VENUS, and as I said back then I was particularly impressed by her. […]
ILLICIT DESIRES
I don’t have a DVD cover or movie poster to go along with this review, so for now I’m just using this picture of AUGUST AMES. I’ve been a fan of this voluptuous […]
KISS AND KILL
Last year Retromedia produced a trio of films (Model For Murder, Deadly Pickup, and The Love Machine) in which they switched from their usual output of sci-fi comedies and attempted (with varying degrees […]
COSMIC CALENDAR GIRLS
And here we have another Terrance Ryker-directed sci-fi film from Retromedia. Released yesterday, at the same time as Escape From Pleasure Planet, Cosmic Calendar Girls (or “Cosmic Cover Girls”, as it’s displayed in […]
ESCAPE FROM PLEASURE PLANET
Tonight I am reviewing the latest softcore film from Retromedia. It’s been awhile (since April’s Vixens From Venus, to be exact), but they’ve gone back to science fiction for this feature, the […]
PARANORMAL SEXPERIMENTS
Welcome back, my loyal readers! Thanks to all who have stuck by me in my unplanned hiatus from blogging. And how fitting that I should resume with one of the types of […]
THE LOVE MACHINE
Alright, following MODEL FOR MURDER and DEADLY PICKUP, here is Retromedia’s latest attempt at producing an “erotic thriller,” from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. And, look, I’m just going to blunt, […]
DEADLY PICKUP
This is the latest Retromedia film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Following the trend began with June’s Model For Murder, this ia another attempt to move away from the sci-fi comedies that Retromedia […]
Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills
Here’s the latest softcore cinematic entry from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Daniel Hunter stars as the infamous Vlad Dracula, and Adriana Chechik plays his wife Morticia, while the sultry Sarah Hunter plays a […]
Lust In Space
Another new Softcore film from Retromedia, recently released on DVD, written and directed by their resident filmmaker Dean McKendrick. This is the latest in an increasingly long line of “science fiction/outer space” […]
Who Killed Buddy Blue?
Written by R.M. Johnson and directed by Jennifer Marchese, this 1995 film revolves around the murder of Buddy Blue (played by Brian Heidik, who won Survivor: Thailand in 2004) plays a porn […]
CRIMINAL DESIRES
A beautiful reporter gets caught up in the deadly and erotic world of an online ‘murder club’ in this red-hot thriller. I usually only review films that are available for purchase on […]
TANYA X – THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
In the 2007 softcore spy movie spoof THE GIRL FROM B.I.K.I.N.I. we were introduced to Tanya X, a secret agent for the Bureau of International Knowledge Intelligence and Nonstandard Investigations, played by […]
SEXY WARRIORS
The latest film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I had to get this one as it stars Christine Nguyen, who has long been one of my favorite softcore actress, and Erika Jordan, who […]
LOLITA FROM INTERSTELLAR SPACE
This is the latest “science fiction” softcore film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. It’s actually credited as “Based on the classic tale by Jules Verne”, though I have no idea what tale they’re […]
ATOMIC HOTEL EROTICA
Another new softcore cinema sensation, from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. The main stars are two married couples. There’s Jason (Frankie Dell) and Elena (Sophia Bella), who have been married a […]
STACKED RACKS FROM MARS
Another softcore sci-fi thriller from the mind of Dean McKendrick. Erika Jordan and Christie Stevens stars as Vala 27 and Isis 15, a couple of aliens who are coming to Earth to […]
THE GREAT BIKINI BOWLING BASH
Retromedia presents this latest softcore extravaganza from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Sophia Bella stars as Candy, who lives in a small town and owns a bowling alley that she inherited from her […]
ALL BABE NETWORK
Okay, I know my faithful readers are getting bored with me going on and on and on about my problems with Twitter. Time to turn this blog back to what it’s best […]
