If you’re around my age (which is none of your damn business), then it’s likely that your early childhood featuring a steady diet of Mighty Mouse cartoons. A clear analog of Superman, […]
MIGHTY MOUSE #1
Chace Thibodeaux
Blogger. Aspiring erotica/sci-fi/romance novelist. Comic-book reader. Porn enthusiast. Social Justice Warrior. Uppity Negro.
THE LOVE MACHINE
Alright, following MODEL FOR MURDER and DEADLY PICKUP, here is Retromedia’s latest attempt at producing an “erotic thriller,” from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. And, look, I’m just going to blunt, […]
The Houseboy – Part 1 by Ariana Paige
This is a single short-story, 46 pages long, by a relatively new writer named Ariana Page, who claims on her website to be a real-life dominatrix. I don’t usually buy individual short […]
CASTING COUCH
Written by Reed Richmond, this 2000 film from Surrender Cinema is only loosely what I would call a movie. It’s basically a collection of individual sex scenes, strung together by one common […]
Vixens From Venus
First, to be clear, this is not to be confused with the 1995 film VAMPIRE VIXENS FROM VENUS. There are no Vampires here. Just Vixens. Writer and director Sal V. Miers returns […]
Deadly Charades
Going old school again, with this 1996 film, which is notable due to it’s leading lady being Lesli Kay Sterling who, a few years later, after starring in several softcore productions including […]
PRINCE IS DEAD (damn right, I care)
A man responsible for a large part of the soundtrack of my life is gone. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life, […]
CLUB WILD SIDE
Written by Steve Tymon and directed by K.T. Sumner (aka Lawrence Lanoff aka Lawrence Unger), this Playboy Channel film from 1998 has long remained one of my all time favorite softcore films. […]
The Mark of Aeacus #1
Jack, a shy, tortured young man, hooks up with a mysterious stranger at a bar and loses himself in an intense and exhilarating night with him in his hotel room, during which […]
MILF STORIES: BUNDLE by Destiny Step
This collection takes three shorts stories written by “Destiny Step”, which had each been previously published separately, and puts them all together for the affordable price of just 99 cents. So I […]
Cyborg Hookers (aka Bikini Model Mayhem)
Filmed back in January, and originally released under the title Bikini Model Mayhem (which it is still listed as on IMDB), this would appear to be the first film from new writer/director […]
Gigolos: Season 6 (Premier)
I’ve written about this show before, and tonight the “cowboys” are back in town! A lot has changed since season 1, although for some reason none of the following seasons have been […]
SUPER TUESDAY 2016
Well, today’s the day. Voters in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia will head to the polls to vote for the choice for their party’s nominee. […]
TEACH ME TONIGHT
This 1997 film is written by David Keith Miller and directed by Rick Blaine. Judy Thompson stars as Janie, a young woman who works as a research assistant in a lab at […]
Fat Boys
Released in May 1984, the hip-hop group The Fat Boys released their self-titled debut album on Sutra Records. Consisting of rappers Prince Markie Dee (who was never that fat) and Kool Rock […]
His Girlfriend’s Step Mother Takes a Turn (Shared by the MILF Taboo Erotic Story)” by Svetlana Scarlett
When young and inexperienced Charlie gets a job working with his girlfriend at a local day spa… he never imagined the kind of trouble that he could get himself into. It all […]
An Erotic Tale of Ms. Dracula
I just watched this film tonight, airing on Showtime Extreme. I’d never heard of it before, and I don’t know exactly when it was filmed, but it looks like it was originally […]
Beverly Hills Bordello DVD 2 PACK
Beverly Hills Bordello was a softcore half hour television series that ran on cable from 1996 to 1998. I’m not sure exactly how many episodes were produced, IMDB has 17 listed for […]
Love and Capes #6
When Amazonia picks Abby’s bookstore as the place to hold her book signing, what could go wrong? Well… Tensions flare as Abby discovers that the book is more than a little revealing […]
Jesse Johnson’s Revue
Jesse Johnson was an original member and the lead guitarist in the R&B band The Time, playing on their first 3 albums and appearing in film Purple Rain. In 1985 he went […]
CENTERFOLD aka NAKED AMBITION
Written by D. Alvelo, Tom Lazarus and directed by Kelley Cauthen, this 1996 film was originally titled CENTERFOLD when I first saw it, but has been re-titled and sold as NAKED AMBITION. […]
Love and Capes #5
With Abby’s play and Mark’s mom dropping into town, when’s a Superhero supposed to get some free time with his lady? As more and more problems pile up, an undecipherable prophecy is […]
TO THE EXTREME by Vanilla Ice
Say what you will about the man, but Vanilla Ice remains one of the biggest selling rap artists ever. This, his major label debut album, on SBK Records, was one the best-selling […]
PASSIONATE DECEPTIONS
Written by David Ciesielsky and directed by Dante Giove, this film stars Belinda Gavin (aka Kylie Wyote) and a man credited here as Todd White, whom I recognize from the episodes of […]
Love and Capes #4
Mark is pretty worked up that the Arachnerd is getting a movie while the Crusader (his superhero persona) gets little attention. Abby tries to get his mind off it by taking a […]
HI-FIVE
Sometime in late 1990, Jive Records released this self-titled debut album of this vocal quintet, which consisted of members Tony Thompson (RIP), Roderick Clark, Marcus Sanders, Toriano Easley, and Russell Neal, who […]
GENTLEMAN’S BET
Written by Eric Mandelbaum and directed by Carlos Gustaff, this 1995 film stars Michael Phenicie as Paul, a successful and wealthy businessman. He lives in very large house with his gorgeous and, […]
The Black Hood #5
The Black Hood finally corners the mysterious “Connection” on the abandoned seventh floor of City Hall. No cops, no witness — just the two of them, ready to throw down. But when […]
The Black Hood #4
The Connection’s lieutenants have discovered the identity of the new Black Hood. And now Greg Hettinger has only 24 hours to unmask their boss — the man who set Greg up! As […]
The Black Hood #3
The Black Hood is supposed to be dead. Shot, de-masked, autopsied, buried. So who’s running around town in a ratty black hood, declaring war on the underworld? The City of Philadelphia is […]
Loc-ed After Dark – Tone Loc
As a Los Angeles native, I remember when Tone Loc first debuted as one of the earliest and most successful West Coast rappers. This is when rap was still primarily an East […]
Savior #3
The mystery of TODD McFARLANE’s newest character continues in issue three of SAVIOR. Okay, so I was disappointed with the first issue of this series, but still decided to give it another […]
Savior #2
A tragic airline crash has killed hundreds. Why? And because of the massive catastrophe, a small town braces itself for the onslaught of news media invading their city. But the biggest mystery […]
DIVINITY #4
This is it! The mind-bending, reality-altering reveal of what happened to turn a long-lost Russian cosmonaut into the godlike being known as DIVINITY! But there are some things even gods can’t do […]
DIVINITY #3
A being with the power of a god roams free in the Australian Outback, bringing life to the barren wasteland and making him a hero to natives who live there and the […]
The Pride #5
The Pride faces the loss of one of their own, and a new addition. As members break down and find each other, the Reverend finally lays his nefarious masterplan bare…and The Pride […]
Tales From The Plex #1
An ongoing anthology series showcasing the best and brightest new creators and characters! Each black and white issue features multiple stories including an introduction page from series hosts Fut and the Timebots! […]
AIRBOY #1 and #2 by James Robinson and Greg Hinkle
Before this past Wednesday I knew absolutely nothing about Airboy. I’d heard the name, knew it was some kind of old comic-book character, but that’s it. I had no idea that there […]
BUSTY COEDS vs. LUSTY CHEERLEADERS
This movie came out back in 2011, I’d read about it at the time in a hilarious “review” by Dr. Gore, which you can check out HERE. But to date it has […]
Ooooooohhh…On the TLC Tip
Recently a friend on Facebook posted this image: And while I loved Destiny’s Child, my choice had to be TLC. They really were an incredible group. First, let’s face it, Destiny’s Child […]
SEX TAPES
Angela Nicholas and Jason Sarcinelli in screencap from Sex Tapes This 2012 films, written by Tina Hawthorne and directed by Eric Lacey, is from Mainline Releasing/MRG Entertainment. Like many of their other […]
The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody
Director Axel Braun brings us this film from Vivid Entertainment. Co-written by Mark Logan, the film opens in the Nevada desert, where Bruce Banner (Corey Matthews) is recovering from an epic battle […]
Lust In Space
Another new Softcore film from Retromedia, recently released on DVD, written and directed by their resident filmmaker Dean McKendrick. This is the latest in an increasingly long line of “science fiction/outer space” […]
Invisible Centerfolds
Here’s the latest Retromedia Softcore Cinema sensation from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I’m kind of breaking one of my internal rules here, as I usually wait until their films are on DVD before […]
Punisher Vol. 4: Homeless
The Punisher is at his lowest point. Homeless, penniless, gun-less. But none of this changes the fact that he’s got his sights aimed squarely on the most powerful man in the country: […]
Brianne Altice, Former Utah Teacher Pleads Guilty To Sex With Underage Male Students
© AP Photo/The Salt Lake Tribune, Leah Hogsten, Pool, File FILE – In this Jan. 15, 2015, file photo, Brianne Altice, 35, middle, is taken into custody and ordered to stand trial […]
Thrills: A Ghostly Affair/The Muse
Following up the last three Mondays here’s another two episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series Thrills (also known as “Thrills Magazine”) starring Lauren Hays as a magazine editor. A GHOSTLY AFFAIR […]
Weekend Sexcapades
A Weekend getaway turns into swinging fun for a couple. Here’s a film from last year which I have only just heard of it, because, like most new softcore films from Mainline […]
Punishermax Vol. 3: Frank
His final confrontation with Bullseye left Frank Castle wounded and reeling in more ways than one. Now confined to a prison hospital bed, Frank must begin the long painful process of healing […]
Thrills: Beauty And The Beach/A Most Dangerous Desire
Once again I’ll be reviewing two episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series THRILLS, which starred Lauren Hays. I’m actually going a bit backwards here, as first I reviewed the third and […]
