Alina Thompson

Written by the softcore dynamic duo of April White and Edward Gorsuch and directed by R. Lord, this episode begins at night when Lady Chatterley (Shauna O’Brien) is entertaining a few guests in her mansion.

There’s Joy and Jack (Gabriella Hall and Micah Bradshaw), a married couple who had been having some “communication issues” lately and had come to Lady Chatterley for her special brand of counseling. Ben (Timothy Stempien) is, in Lady Chatterley’s words, “a new friend that I’m trying on.” Alina Thompson plays Lisa, someone who works with Lady Chatterley in a vague capacity (Lady says Lisa is a “handyman” who helps her “fix things,” but it’s clear she’s not talking about household repairs). Carlos Milano plays Jason, a friend of Lady Chatterley’s, who’s meeting everyone for the first time and finds himself instantly attracted to Lisa, whom he also finds familiar but isn’t sure why.

At first, they’re all sitting in the main living room, playing a little game. Everyone writes on a little piece of paper 3 words that describe a sexual fantasy that they have, and then they put all the paper in a hat. Then everyone takes turns pulling out a piece of paper, and they have to describe the fantasy using those three words, and then everyone guesses whose fantasy that was. It’s just an excuse to show some random sex scenes, not that I’m complaining.

First Jack describes a fantasy in which a man (played by David Usher) sits in a chair in a bedroom and watches two women (Lensi Ray and Goldie Gray) have sex on a bed. Then he switches places with one of the women who sits on the chair and watches as the man has sex on the bed with the other women (since the women have no dialog and aren’t named, I don’t know which is Lensi and which is Goldie).

Then Ben describes a fantasy where we see him and Shauna having sex on a bed, while Shauna is blindfolded.

And that’s it for this little game, as it’s time for everyone to retire for the night. Shauna takes Ben to her bedroom and they have sex for real, with no blindfold.

Jack and Joy go to their room and have sex while standing in the middle of a doorway.

Jason and Linda stay in the living room and talk, and it turns out that they do know each other, having met once at a party when they were both teenagers, and later Linda joins him in bed and they have sex.

Okay so the plot is a bit light, but it’s a great cast, and the 5 sex scenes we get all hot. In particular, I love the two Shauna O’Brien scenes, even though this is post-boob job for her, and I think she looked better with her small natural breasts. But she may be the best actress at simulating the cowgirl position, which she does in both scenes.

And I know this is nitpicking, as Gabriella is one of my favorite softcore actresses ever, but I’m not a big fan of sex scenes where the couple is standing up. Nevertheless, this is one of the better episodes of this series.

Chacebook rating: FOUR STARS

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