After the murder of his father and the attacks on himself and his wife, Gabriel has finally agreed to join with Regan and Cordelia to confront and take down Madame Albany. But […]
The Magic Order #5
Chace Thibodeaux
Avid Reader. Alleged Writer. Aficionado of Erotica. Radical liberal. Social Justice Warrior. Sci-Fi Nerd. Uppity Negro.
THE ESCORT 3
First, as I usually do in situations like this, let me state that you do not need to have seen either of the first two films that preceded this one, in order […]
The Key To Sex
Here’s a longtime favorite softcore film of mine. It was a Playboy TV film, released in late 1999 (the good ol’ days). Written by Christopher Byrne and directed by John Quinn, this […]
Fast Lane To Vegas
Here’s another softcore film from the year 2000. It’s something rare in that it’s a direct sequel to a previous film, FAST LANE TO MALIBU, which was released earlier that same year. […]
Fast Lane To Malibu
I’m going back to the year 2000, when this softcore film, written by Leland Zaitz and directed by Kelley Cauthen, was released. For the record, I will be revealing some spoilers here, […]
Devin Lima, LFO Singer, Dies at 41
Devin Lima, a singer for the 1990s boy band LFO, has died after a yearlong battle with cancer, LFO’s publicist, Alaina Bendi, confirmed. The pop star was 41. READ MORE It’s strange […]
THE CHRISTINE NGUYEN COLLECTION
Here’s a new release from Retromedia films that came out last month. Unfortunately it’s not a “new” softcore film, as they don’t make those at the moment, but rather is a re-release […]
The Magic Order #4
After a clever opening sequence in which we flashback to the World War II and see how The Magic Order affected the end of that conflict, we return to the present day […]
Executive Assistant: Iris Vol. 5 #5
Well, this is it! The big climax! Everything has been building to this. Final issues of miniseries like this are always tough to review, as I don’t want to spoil too much […]
Executive Assistant: Iris Vol. 5 #4
Okay, first, I will try not to be too revealing and spoil all the surprises, but… At the stunning conclusion of the previous issue, events came to a head as Iris discovered […]
The Magic Order #3
And here we are with the third of writer Mark Millar and artist Oliver Coipel’s third Netflix-produced comic-book series, which I am enjoying a heckuva lot more than I expected to. This […]
Executive Assistant: Iris Vol. 5 #3
Despite learning at of Magni Global’s questionable methods in the way they handle certain cases last issue, Iris continues to work for them. This time she and Mackenzie are in Rome to […]
The Magic Order #2
And here we have the 2nd issue of Mark Millar’s first Netflix-produced comic-book, The Magic Order. And I’m just going to jump to my conclusion and say that it is even better […]
Executive Assistant: Iris Vol. 5 #2
So, picking up from the previous issue, Iris has agreed to work for Magni Global, and we see her out on her first assignment. Now, right off the bat, I have to […]
LUST FOR A WITCH
Hello, Chacebookers, I’m back! And I’m starting this week off with a new softcore film review! Now, the review may be new, but this movie isn’t. If you’re a fan of softcore […]
The Magic Order #1
I have never been the biggest fan of Mark Millar’s comics, although I have enjoyed some over the years. In many ways he feels to me like the comic-book equivalent of Michael […]
Executive Assistant: Iris Vol. 5 #1
Clearly I was not the only one who enjoyed Black Northcott’s ALL NEW FATHOM miniseries last year. The people in charge of ASPEN COMICS must have liked it too, as they have […]
AUGUST AMES, R.I.P.
DAMN! I just heard the news. I’ve been offline for a bit, so I initially missed this. But three days ago, August Ames aka Mercedes Grabowski committed suicide by hanging. This is […]
MIGHTY MOUSE #5
Final issues of miniseries’ are the hardest to review, as I don’t want to spoil anything major for readers who may be coming across this review before deciding to buy the book […]
MIGHTY MOUSE #4
Last issue’s cliffhanger was a big one. Using his creative imagination, Joey was able to come up with a way to connect our world to Mighty Mouse’s cartoon world. But before Mighty […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #8
So this is it, after seven spin-tingling issues this is the suspenseful conclusion. I went into this series blind, with no previous knowledge about any of the characters or the previous 5 […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #7
Picking up a month after the end of the previous issue, The Typhos army is dead. But only after they’ve laid waste to a large segment of Australia, with hundreds of humans […]
MIGHTY MOUSE #3
In the previous issue’s cliffhanger, as we learned that Mighty Mouse’s appearance in our “real world” is also having a surprising effect on the cartoon world that he comes from. This issue […]
BUSTY MODELS
Last May when I reviewed the film KISS OR KILL, I made a point of noting how happy I was to see a softcore film starring a Black woman (in that case, […]
HIGH HEEL HOMICIDE
This latest erotic thriller from Retromedia is directed by Dean McKendrick and written by “Suzanne Cabot.” It came out a couple of months ago, I caught it on Amazon video, and I […]
SLEEPING BEAUTIES
Here we have the latest softcore cinematic offering from Retromedia. Written by “Suzanne Cabot” and directed by Dean McKendrick, this follows Cinderella’s Hot Night, in attempting to present an updated version of […]
John Bernecker R.I.P.
Memorial services for John H. Bernecker, the stuntman who died from injuries suffered on the metro Atlanta set of “The Walking Dead,” will be on Saturday in his native New Orleans. Details […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #6
Well, after the end of the previous issue, you’d think this miniseries was over. Aspen’s Navy boyfriend, Chance, arrived to save the day, with a squadron of Navy pilots leading an attack […]
MIGHTY MOUSE #2
Picking up immediately after the end of the first issue, Mighty Mouse is now real, he’s about 6 inches tall, and facing Joey in Joey’s apartment. Both of them are shocked, and […]
THE SAGA OF ORIGINAL MAN #1
Okay, here’s where things get complicated. I don’t know when this issue was published, although the copyright says 1992. In back of the front cover there is an editorial by Alonzo Washington, […]
ORIGINAL MAN #3
Cover-dated December 1992, this issue from Omega 7 Comics is once again written and drawn by Tony Jappa, with Alonzo Washington as co-writer and publisher. Picking right up form the end of […]
ORIGINAL MAN #2
This 2nd issue (the 3rd, counting the zero issue) is the first to have a Month on the cover. September 1992. Tony Jappa is once credited as Artist/Writer and Anthony Washington as […]
ORIGINAL MAN #1
The above image is from a picture I had to take of my copy, as this issue is extremely hard to find, and I couldn’t even find a decent image of it […]
ORIGINAL MAN #0
I’m going really old school here. All the way back to 1992, with the release of this “debut” issue of a new Black superhero, called Original Man. I put the word debut […]
CINDERELLA’S HOT NIGHT
A long-overdue review (sorry, I really do wish I could update this blog more often) of this erotic fairy tale from Retromedia. Directed by Dean McKendrick, and written by “Suzanne Cabot” (whom […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #5
I don’t want to spoil any surprises for anyone who hasn’t picked up this series yet, perhaps those of you who are waiting for the trade (which will be out next year). […]
BEDROOM EYES
Pristine Edge is back! This hardcore actress made her softcore debut early last year in Retromedia’s film VIXENS FROM VENUS, and as I said back then I was particularly impressed by her. […]
ILLICIT DESIRES
I don’t have a DVD cover or movie poster to go along with this review, so for now I’m just using this picture of AUGUST AMES. I’ve been a fan of this voluptuous […]
FAIRY TALES (blu-ray)
This review here is being done due to a request I got via twitter from the administrators of the Softcore Reviews forum here: http://www.bmoviefilms.com/forum/main-forum/ Although I am longtime fan of Linnea Quigley […]
KISS AND KILL
Last year Retromedia produced a trio of films (Model For Murder, Deadly Pickup, and The Love Machine) in which they switched from their usual output of sci-fi comedies and attempted (with varying degrees […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #4
Here we are, halfway through Blake Northcott’s bold new miniseries about Michael Turner’s (R.I.P.) classic creation. As the series continues it gets harder for me to review, as I really want to […]
The BOOnana Tail Halloween Special
Now here’s an interesting little surprise for me, as I had no idea that this comic existed until this past Sunday, when I was getting my reviews for All-New Fathom and Agents […]
THE BEST OF SHANNON WHIRRY
If there was a Softcore Film Hall of Fame, Shannon Whirry would have to be in the first class of inductees (along with Shannon Tweed, Monique Parent, and Julie Strain, in my […]
MY BEST FRIEND’S WIFE 2
Frist, don’t worry if you haven’t seen MY BEST FRIEND’S WIFE, as this is a sequel-in-name-only. Written by Anora Leachim, and directed by Christopher Murphy, this 2005 film is from Torchlight Pictures […]
A HOUSEWIFE NAMED BRANDI
From Torchlight Pictures, this 2003 film is written by Anora Leachim and directed by Francis Locke. It stars Ander Page as Brandi, the titular housewife. Frankie Cullen plays her husband, Alex. Brandi […]
SEDUCER BY NIGHT
Written and directed by Francis Locke, this 2003 film, from Torchlight pictures, stars Rachel Elizabeth as Angela Greeley as a woman who is arrested for running an escort service, which is really […]
LOVE IN THE BOSSES OFFICE 2
Alright, it’s been too long, time to get back to updating this thing blog. And let’s get started with what I’m most known for: reviewing softcore movies. Today I’m looking back at […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #3
At the end of the previous issue, Aspen found her identity exposed to the world. This issue opens with her and Tyler dealing with the fallout of that experience, as a heavily […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #2
Picking up from the previous issue, Aspen has traveled to MURIA, the homeland of her undersea race, The Blue, with the corpse of the villain who attacked her, which she presents to […]
ALL-NEW FATHOM #1
Fathom was originally created back in the late 90’s by artist Michael Turner, who died of cancer in 2008. There have been many series, miniseries, and one-shots featuring this character (this series […]
