A long-overdue review (sorry, I really do wish I could update this blog more often) of this erotic fairy tale from Retromedia. Directed by Dean McKendrick, and written by “Suzanne Cabot” (whom […]
CINDERELLA’S HOT NIGHT
MIGHTY MOUSE #1
If you’re around my age (which is none of your damn business), then it’s likely that your early childhood featuring a steady diet of Mighty Mouse cartoons. A clear analog of Superman, […]
BEDROOM EYES
Pristine Edge is back! This hardcore actress made her softcore debut early last year in Retromedia’s film VIXENS FROM VENUS, and as I said back then I was particularly impressed by her. […]
ILLICIT DESIRES
I don’t have a DVD cover or movie poster to go along with this review, so for now I’m just using this picture of AUGUST AMES. I’ve been a fan of this voluptuous […]
FAIRY TALES (blu-ray)
This review here is being done due to a request I got via twitter from the administrators of the Softcore Reviews forum here: http://www.bmoviefilms.com/forum/main-forum/ Although I am longtime fan of Linnea Quigley […]
KISS AND KILL
Last year Retromedia produced a trio of films (Model For Murder, Deadly Pickup, and The Love Machine) in which they switched from their usual output of sci-fi comedies and attempted (with varying degrees […]
The BOOnana Tail Halloween Special
Now here’s an interesting little surprise for me, as I had no idea that this comic existed until this past Sunday, when I was getting my reviews for All-New Fathom and Agents […]
THE BEST OF SHANNON WHIRRY
If there was a Softcore Film Hall of Fame, Shannon Whirry would have to be in the first class of inductees (along with Shannon Tweed, Monique Parent, and Julie Strain, in my […]
MY BEST FRIEND’S WIFE 2
Frist, don’t worry if you haven’t seen MY BEST FRIEND’S WIFE, as this is a sequel-in-name-only. Written by Anora Leachim, and directed by Christopher Murphy, this 2005 film is from Torchlight Pictures […]
A HOUSEWIFE NAMED BRANDI
From Torchlight Pictures, this 2003 film is written by Anora Leachim and directed by Francis Locke. It stars Ander Page as Brandi, the titular housewife. Frankie Cullen plays her husband, Alex. Brandi […]
SEDUCER BY NIGHT
Written and directed by Francis Locke, this 2003 film, from Torchlight pictures, stars Rachel Elizabeth as Angela Greeley as a woman who is arrested for running an escort service, which is really […]
LOVE IN THE BOSSES OFFICE 2
Alright, it’s been too long, time to get back to updating this thing blog. And let’s get started with what I’m most known for: reviewing softcore movies. Today I’m looking back at […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 12: The Regular
Written by Daryl Haney and directed by Rebecca Lord In this, the series and season finale of Bedtime Stories, we are back to Belle’s (Kim Sill) house essentially being a brothel. Micah […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 11: Truth Or Dare
This episode has no creative credits listed on IMDB, so I don’t know who wrote it but I think it’s safe to assume that it was directed by Rebecca Lord, as all […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 10: The Other Woman
Written by Tony Cochran and directed by Rebecca Lord In this episode, Belle (Kim Sill) meets her newest client, Kate (Holly Sampson). Kate reveals that she has a history of men leaving […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 9: The Gift
Written by Daryl Haney and directed by Rebecca Lord As I’ve said from the beginning, the nature of Belle’s (Kim Sill) business is somewhat ambiguous in most episodes, as she seems like […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 8: Like A Virgin
GINA RYDER Written by Tony Cochran and directed by Rebecca Lord Gina Ryder guest-stars in this episode as Whitney, a woman who has been with her husband Alec (David Christensen) for 10 […]
EROTIC CONFESSIONS: Intrigue
Erotic Confessions was one of the earliest ongoing softcore TV series. I think Red Shoe Diaries may have debuted first. Both began sometime in 1992 and had a similar premise of having […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 7: Down For The Count
Written by Charles Kline (based on the book by Clara Darling), directed by Kenny Golde Well, I’ll get right to the big spoiler for those who’ve been following since the first episode. […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 6: Girls Night Out
Heather Vandeven and Justin Joli Written by Jess Roman (based on the book by Clara Darling), directed by Amanda Goodwin This episode opens with Belle (Heather Vandeven) participating in a photoshoot where […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 5: Tied, But Not Tied Down
Written by Joey Savage (based on the book by Clara Darling), directed by Kenny Golde In this episode, Sophie (Mary LeGault) is still distraught over what happened between her and Avi (Daniel Messier). […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 4: Ménage a Top
Written by Charles Kline (based on the book by Clara Darling), directed by Amanda Goodwin In this episode, several people get what they want, but it doesn’t always work out they way […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 7: The Perfect Man
Nenna Quiroz aka Lisa Throw Written by Tony Cochran and directed by Rebecca Lord In this episode, Nenna Quiroz stars as Maria, Belle’s (Kim Sill) latest client. She’s had bad luck with […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 3: Shoegasm
Written by James Michaels (based on the book by Clara Darling), directed by Joey Savage This is a pretty fast-paced episode, with things just quickly moving from one scene to the next. […]
NIGHTCAP episode 6: Double Image
This episode is notable for being the first appearance of Kim Yates, she plays Trina’s roommate, Kim. Trina (Nikki Fritz) had mentioned a couple of episodes earlier that she had a roommate, […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 6: No Names, Please
Written by April White and Edward Gorsuch, and directed by R.Lord. Michelle Von Flotow guest-stars as Tania, a successful businesswoman. Tania perfectly happy in her professional life, with no time or desire […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 2: Working Girls
Mary LeGault (Sophie), Krista Ayne (Maya), Heather Vandeven (Belle), Mia Presley (Cassia) Written by Jess Roman (based on the book by Clara Darling), directed by Kenny Golde Picking right up from the […]
NIGHTCAP episode 5: Seductive Fortune
And this is probably my all-time favorite episode of this series, thanks primarily to that opening scene, of which a screencap is posted above. That is Nikki Fritz with guest-star Leanna Scott. […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 5: The Rival
Written by April White and Edward Gorsuch, and directed by R.Lord. Samantha Phillips guest-stars in this episode as Felicia, a recently-divorced woman who has always wondered what it would be like to […]
DANGEROUS PLEASURES
Written by David Ciesielsky and directed by Madison Monroe, this 2003 film from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing stars Jacy Andrews as Valerie Spiro, an apparently sexually irresistible woman who can get any man […]
NIGHTCAP episode 4: Everyone Has a Price
Regina Russell Banali Long before she married Frank Banali and directed a successful documentary about Quite Riot, Regina Russell (as she was known as then), had a long career as an actress, […]
CARNAL CONFESSIONS
Written by Steve Martel and directed by P.G. Sanford, this 2002 film stars Wendy Rice as Melody Thomas. Melody hosts a segment during the news on a local TV station where she […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 4: Another Woman
Nikki Fritz Written by April White and Edward Gorsuch, and directed by R.Lord. Nikki Fritz guest-stars as Susan, who approaches Belle (Kim Sill) with a relatively unusual fantasy, in that she really […]
SAPORE DI DONNA
Almost three years ago I received the Italian softcore film Ossessione Fatale, and today I’m going to review other Italian softcore film. I originally saw this film on cable, where it had […]
LIFE ON TOP episode 1: Sister Act
Heather Vandeven, Krista Ayne, Mia Presley, Mary LeGault This series was developed by and aired on Cinemax in 2009. It’s unique from other ongoing softcore TV series, in that it is based […]
COSMIC CALENDAR GIRLS
And here we have another Terrance Ryker-directed sci-fi film from Retromedia. Released yesterday, at the same time as Escape From Pleasure Planet, Cosmic Calendar Girls (or “Cosmic Cover Girls”, as it’s displayed in […]
NIGHTCAP episode 3: Sense of Touch
Nikki Fritz Written by D. Ray Morton and directed by David Nicholas, this episode focuses primarily on the personal life of Nikki Fritz‘ character, Trina. Trina has recently borrowed a laptop (remember, […]
ESCAPE FROM PLEASURE PLANET
Tonight I am reviewing the latest softcore film from Retromedia. It’s been awhile (since April’s Vixens From Venus, to be exact), but they’ve gone back to science fiction for this feature, the […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 3: First Love
Written by April White and Edward Gorsuch, and directed by R.Lord. Gabriella Hall guest-stars in this episode as Lana, a woman who comes to Belle (Kim Sill) hoping that Belle can reunite […]
NIGHTCAP episode 2: Vivid Imagination
Written by D. Ray Morton and directed by David Nicholas this episode is notable for being the one that introduced Nikki Fritz, as Nikki’s friend and partner, Trina, who also works as […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 2: Blindfold
Miyoko Fujimori Written by April White and Edward Gorsuch, and directed by R.Lord. This episode guest-stars Miyoko Fujimori (under the name Flower Edwards), as Lisa. Lisa has recently come to lose interest […]
NIGHTCAP episode 1: Illicit Affairs
Kim Dawson NIGHTCAP was weekly television show that first aired on late-night cable back in 1999. The main star was Tane McClure, who appeared in 12 of the 13 episodes of the […]
BEDTIME STORIES episode 1: Strangers
BEDTIME STORIES was a softcore television series that aired on Cinemax and Showtime back in the year 2000. It lasted one season, consisting of 12 half-hour episodes. The recurring star was Kim […]
STRIPSHOW 2: LOVERS, LIARS, AND THIEVES
I saw this film back when it was first released in 1997, and I’ve been trying to look for it to watch in again for the past few years. But I only […]
SHARING MY MILF by Cheri Zee
Full title: Sharing my MILF: Young Stud Lover; Sexy Stacked MILF This short story is 53 “pages” (variable depending on what type of device you read it on) and it’s basically an […]
SKINNY DIPPING WITH MY STEPSONS by Veronica Dare
Full title: Skinny Dipping With My Stepsons: What Happens When Two Brothers Find Their Hot Stepmother Alone and Naked? (Stepmothers and Stepsons Book 1) This is a short story, 25 “pages” long […]
PARANORMAL SEXPERIMENTS
Welcome back, my loyal readers! Thanks to all who have stuck by me in my unplanned hiatus from blogging. And how fitting that I should resume with one of the types of […]
SUPER NINJA DOLL
This 2007 film (also known as Super Ninja Bikini Babes according to IMDB) was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the names Cyrus Nickleby and Nicholas Medina). It’s a sci-fi […]
Carnal Candidate Political Kink
This movie is basically a compilation of sex scenes. In 2012 MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing took 14 sex scenes from 5 of their earlier movies (all 5 or 6 years old at the time), […]
Strict Ladies and Naughty Boys vol. 2 by Rollin Hand
Today I’m reviewing another collection of short stories featuring older women spanking and dominating younger men from erotica author Rollin Hand. This volume contains five stories. TROY’S NEW EXPERIENCE This is the […]
