Written by D. Alvelo, Tom Lazarus and directed by Kelley Cauthen, this 1996 film was originally titled CENTERFOLD when I first saw it, but has been re-titled and sold as NAKED AMBITION. […]
CENTERFOLD aka NAKED AMBITION
Love and Capes #5
With Abby’s play and Mark’s mom dropping into town, when’s a Superhero supposed to get some free time with his lady? As more and more problems pile up, an undecipherable prophecy is […]
TO THE EXTREME by Vanilla Ice
Say what you will about the man, but Vanilla Ice remains one of the biggest selling rap artists ever. This, his major label debut album, on SBK Records, was one the best-selling […]
PASSIONATE DECEPTIONS
Written by David Ciesielsky and directed by Dante Giove, this film stars Belinda Gavin (aka Kylie Wyote) and a man credited here as Todd White, whom I recognize from the episodes of […]
Love and Capes #4
Mark is pretty worked up that the Arachnerd is getting a movie while the Crusader (his superhero persona) gets little attention. Abby tries to get his mind off it by taking a […]
HI-FIVE
Sometime in late 1990, Jive Records released this self-titled debut album of this vocal quintet, which consisted of members Tony Thompson (RIP), Roderick Clark, Marcus Sanders, Toriano Easley, and Russell Neal, who […]
GENTLEMAN’S BET
Written by Eric Mandelbaum and directed by Carlos Gustaff, this 1995 film stars Michael Phenicie as Paul, a successful and wealthy businessman. He lives in very large house with his gorgeous and, […]
The Black Hood #5
The Black Hood finally corners the mysterious “Connection” on the abandoned seventh floor of City Hall. No cops, no witness — just the two of them, ready to throw down. But when […]
The Black Hood #4
The Connection’s lieutenants have discovered the identity of the new Black Hood. And now Greg Hettinger has only 24 hours to unmask their boss — the man who set Greg up! As […]
The Black Hood #3
The Black Hood is supposed to be dead. Shot, de-masked, autopsied, buried. So who’s running around town in a ratty black hood, declaring war on the underworld? The City of Philadelphia is […]
Loc-ed After Dark – Tone Loc
As a Los Angeles native, I remember when Tone Loc first debuted as one of the earliest and most successful West Coast rappers. This is when rap was still primarily an East […]
Savior #3
The mystery of TODD McFARLANE’s newest character continues in issue three of SAVIOR. Okay, so I was disappointed with the first issue of this series, but still decided to give it another […]
Savior #2
A tragic airline crash has killed hundreds. Why? And because of the massive catastrophe, a small town braces itself for the onslaught of news media invading their city. But the biggest mystery […]
DIVINITY #4
This is it! The mind-bending, reality-altering reveal of what happened to turn a long-lost Russian cosmonaut into the godlike being known as DIVINITY! But there are some things even gods can’t do […]
DIVINITY #3
A being with the power of a god roams free in the Australian Outback, bringing life to the barren wasteland and making him a hero to natives who live there and the […]
The Pride #5
The Pride faces the loss of one of their own, and a new addition. As members break down and find each other, the Reverend finally lays his nefarious masterplan bare…and The Pride […]
Tales From The Plex #1
An ongoing anthology series showcasing the best and brightest new creators and characters! Each black and white issue features multiple stories including an introduction page from series hosts Fut and the Timebots! […]
AIRBOY #1 and #2 by James Robinson and Greg Hinkle
Before this past Wednesday I knew absolutely nothing about Airboy. I’d heard the name, knew it was some kind of old comic-book character, but that’s it. I had no idea that there […]
BUSTY COEDS vs. LUSTY CHEERLEADERS
This movie came out back in 2011, I’d read about it at the time in a hilarious “review” by Dr. Gore, which you can check out HERE. But to date it has […]
Ooooooohhh…On the TLC Tip
Recently a friend on Facebook posted this image: And while I loved Destiny’s Child, my choice had to be TLC. They really were an incredible group. First, let’s face it, Destiny’s Child […]
SEX TAPES
Angela Nicholas and Jason Sarcinelli in screencap from Sex Tapes This 2012 films, written by Tina Hawthorne and directed by Eric Lacey, is from Mainline Releasing/MRG Entertainment. Like many of their other […]
The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody
Director Axel Braun brings us this film from Vivid Entertainment. Co-written by Mark Logan, the film opens in the Nevada desert, where Bruce Banner (Corey Matthews) is recovering from an epic battle […]
Lust In Space
Another new Softcore film from Retromedia, recently released on DVD, written and directed by their resident filmmaker Dean McKendrick. This is the latest in an increasingly long line of “science fiction/outer space” […]
Invisible Centerfolds
Here’s the latest Retromedia Softcore Cinema sensation from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I’m kind of breaking one of my internal rules here, as I usually wait until their films are on DVD before […]
Punisher Vol. 4: Homeless
The Punisher is at his lowest point. Homeless, penniless, gun-less. But none of this changes the fact that he’s got his sights aimed squarely on the most powerful man in the country: […]
Brianne Altice, Former Utah Teacher Pleads Guilty To Sex With Underage Male Students
© AP Photo/The Salt Lake Tribune, Leah Hogsten, Pool, File FILE – In this Jan. 15, 2015, file photo, Brianne Altice, 35, middle, is taken into custody and ordered to stand trial […]
Thrills: A Ghostly Affair/The Muse
Following up the last three Mondays here’s another two episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series Thrills (also known as “Thrills Magazine”) starring Lauren Hays as a magazine editor. A GHOSTLY AFFAIR […]
Weekend Sexcapades
A Weekend getaway turns into swinging fun for a couple. Here’s a film from last year which I have only just heard of it, because, like most new softcore films from Mainline […]
Punishermax Vol. 3: Frank
His final confrontation with Bullseye left Frank Castle wounded and reeling in more ways than one. Now confined to a prison hospital bed, Frank must begin the long painful process of healing […]
Thrills: Beauty And The Beach/A Most Dangerous Desire
Once again I’ll be reviewing two episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series THRILLS, which starred Lauren Hays. I’m actually going a bit backwards here, as first I reviewed the third and […]
PunisherMAX vol. 2: Bullseye
They say he’s the deadliest assassin the world has ever known. Though his methods may seem unorthodox, even insane, they say he’s never failed to kill a single target. No one knows […]
Thrills: The Taming of Felicia/Club Plasma
Following up last Monday’s post, here’s another review of a couple of episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series THRILLS (also known as “Thrills Magazine”), starring Lauren Hays (pictured above) as Felicia, […]
OUT OF TIME
Written by David Collard and directed by Carl Franklin, this 2003 film stars Denzel Washington Matt Whitlock, the police chief in a small town in Florida. He’s divorced, and secretly having an […]
Punishermax Vol. 1: Kingpin
Wilson Fisk is a bodyguard for mob boss Don Rigoletto, but he has his eyes on a much bigger prize, and he’s gonna use Frank Castle to help him realize his dreams. […]
Savior #1
What if the MOST DANGEROUS man on Earth was also the one trying to do the MOST GOOD? The world is real. The people are normal. And then he appears! A man […]
Thrills: Sex and Sweat/The Ultimate Companion
THRILLS (also known as “Thrills Magazine”) was a half-hour softcore TV series that aired for 13 episodes on Cinemax and related channels back in 2001. Lauren Hays starred as Felicia, the owner […]
The Black Hood #2
When you steal from the underworld, the underworld will come looking for you — even if you’re a cop. Greg Hettinger has unwittingly crossed the city’s most fearsome drug lord — a […]
Cell Block Sisters: Banished Behind Bars
Directed by Henri Charr (who also directed Caged Hearts) who also co-wrote the script with Jess Mancilla and Robert Newcastle, this 1995 film stars Annie Wood and Gail Harris as sisters April […]
College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives
Here we go, Retromedia presents the latest small screen gem from writer/director Dean McKendrick, whom I think is the spiritual heir to Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray. Now if the word […]
Love and Capes #3
Abby’s sister, Charlotte, can’t take it anymore: the Supercouple is starting to drive her Super-crazy. With Valentine’s Day coming up, Abby thinks all that Charlotte needs is a date. Going online for […]
Love and Capes #2
It’s wintertime, and Abby and Mark are keeping busy: a wedding, a canceled book signing and gift-getting anxiety have our Superguy and Not-quite-Super gal barely having time to enjoy the season. Will […]
Love and Capes #1
Abby has found a great guy: Mark has a steady job, good looks and a down-to-earth attitude. But, Mark has finally decided to let Abby in on his big secret: he is […]
The Pride Adventures vol. 2
Time for a second round of Pride Adventures, as our heroes face new foes and threats and even find some time to hit the bar! This volume contains 4 new short stories, […]
SECRET IDENTITIES #2
Image’s hit super-team book continues! As Crosswind further ingratiates himself with the team, Gaijin finds her own loyalties tested. If you read the previous issue then you say the big reveal on […]
DIVINITY #2
A Soviet cosmonaut – seemingly imbued with the powers of a god – has taken up residence in the Australian Outback. Some think him to be a savior…while others believe he will […]
JAILBAIT
Written and directed by Jared Cohn, this 2014 film is from the infamous direct-to-DVD movie studio The Asylum, and is credited as “Based on the Graphic Novel”, although I can’t find any […]
The Pride Adventures vol. 1
Spinning out of The Pride, The Pride Adventures is an anthology of short stories expanding on your favourite characters and the world of the comic. A couple of weeks ago I discovered […]
THRUST aka MAXIMUM THRUST aka LA VELOCIDAD DEL DESEO
Directed by Paul Miller (under the name Martin Sieracki), who co-wrote the script with Richie Solomon, this 2003 movie (which I’ve seen for sale under the titles Thrust and Maximum Thrust, and […]
Joe Hill’s THE CAPE
Every little boy dreams about putting on a cape and soaring up, up, and away… but what if one day that dream were to come true? Eric was like every other eight-year-old […]
Ladies in Charge: Femdom Spanking Stories by Rollin Hand
This is a recent (December 2014) collection of six short stories by author Rollin Hand. All of the stories revolve around the premise of older women dominating younger men. First up is: […]
