Recently a friend on Facebook posted this image: And while I loved Destiny’s Child, my choice had to be TLC. They really were an incredible group. First, let’s face it, Destiny’s Child […]
Ooooooohhh…On the TLC Tip
SEX TAPES
Angela Nicholas and Jason Sarcinelli in screencap from Sex Tapes This 2012 films, written by Tina Hawthorne and directed by Eric Lacey, is from Mainline Releasing/MRG Entertainment. Like many of their other […]
The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody
Director Axel Braun brings us this film from Vivid Entertainment. Co-written by Mark Logan, the film opens in the Nevada desert, where Bruce Banner (Corey Matthews) is recovering from an epic battle […]
Lust In Space
Another new Softcore film from Retromedia, recently released on DVD, written and directed by their resident filmmaker Dean McKendrick. This is the latest in an increasingly long line of “science fiction/outer space” […]
Invisible Centerfolds
Here’s the latest Retromedia Softcore Cinema sensation from writer/director Dean McKendrick. I’m kind of breaking one of my internal rules here, as I usually wait until their films are on DVD before […]
Punisher Vol. 4: Homeless
The Punisher is at his lowest point. Homeless, penniless, gun-less. But none of this changes the fact that he’s got his sights aimed squarely on the most powerful man in the country: […]
Brianne Altice, Former Utah Teacher Pleads Guilty To Sex With Underage Male Students
© AP Photo/The Salt Lake Tribune, Leah Hogsten, Pool, File FILE – In this Jan. 15, 2015, file photo, Brianne Altice, 35, middle, is taken into custody and ordered to stand trial […]
Thrills: A Ghostly Affair/The Muse
Following up the last three Mondays here’s another two episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series Thrills (also known as “Thrills Magazine”) starring Lauren Hays as a magazine editor. A GHOSTLY AFFAIR […]
Weekend Sexcapades
A Weekend getaway turns into swinging fun for a couple. Here’s a film from last year which I have only just heard of it, because, like most new softcore films from Mainline […]
Punishermax Vol. 3: Frank
His final confrontation with Bullseye left Frank Castle wounded and reeling in more ways than one. Now confined to a prison hospital bed, Frank must begin the long painful process of healing […]
Thrills: Beauty And The Beach/A Most Dangerous Desire
Once again I’ll be reviewing two episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series THRILLS, which starred Lauren Hays. I’m actually going a bit backwards here, as first I reviewed the third and […]
PunisherMAX vol. 2: Bullseye
They say he’s the deadliest assassin the world has ever known. Though his methods may seem unorthodox, even insane, they say he’s never failed to kill a single target. No one knows […]
Thrills: The Taming of Felicia/Club Plasma
Following up last Monday’s post, here’s another review of a couple of episodes of the 2001 softcore TV series THRILLS (also known as “Thrills Magazine”), starring Lauren Hays (pictured above) as Felicia, […]
OUT OF TIME
Written by David Collard and directed by Carl Franklin, this 2003 film stars Denzel Washington Matt Whitlock, the police chief in a small town in Florida. He’s divorced, and secretly having an […]
Punishermax Vol. 1: Kingpin
Wilson Fisk is a bodyguard for mob boss Don Rigoletto, but he has his eyes on a much bigger prize, and he’s gonna use Frank Castle to help him realize his dreams. […]
Savior #1
What if the MOST DANGEROUS man on Earth was also the one trying to do the MOST GOOD? The world is real. The people are normal. And then he appears! A man […]
Thrills: Sex and Sweat/The Ultimate Companion
THRILLS (also known as “Thrills Magazine”) was a half-hour softcore TV series that aired for 13 episodes on Cinemax and related channels back in 2001. Lauren Hays starred as Felicia, the owner […]
The Black Hood #2
When you steal from the underworld, the underworld will come looking for you — even if you’re a cop. Greg Hettinger has unwittingly crossed the city’s most fearsome drug lord — a […]
Cell Block Sisters: Banished Behind Bars
Directed by Henri Charr (who also directed Caged Hearts) who also co-wrote the script with Jess Mancilla and Robert Newcastle, this 1995 film stars Annie Wood and Gail Harris as sisters April […]
College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives
Here we go, Retromedia presents the latest small screen gem from writer/director Dean McKendrick, whom I think is the spiritual heir to Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray. Now if the word […]
Love and Capes #3
Abby’s sister, Charlotte, can’t take it anymore: the Supercouple is starting to drive her Super-crazy. With Valentine’s Day coming up, Abby thinks all that Charlotte needs is a date. Going online for […]
Love and Capes #2
It’s wintertime, and Abby and Mark are keeping busy: a wedding, a canceled book signing and gift-getting anxiety have our Superguy and Not-quite-Super gal barely having time to enjoy the season. Will […]
Love and Capes #1
Abby has found a great guy: Mark has a steady job, good looks and a down-to-earth attitude. But, Mark has finally decided to let Abby in on his big secret: he is […]
The Pride Adventures vol. 2
Time for a second round of Pride Adventures, as our heroes face new foes and threats and even find some time to hit the bar! This volume contains 4 new short stories, […]
SECRET IDENTITIES #2
Image’s hit super-team book continues! As Crosswind further ingratiates himself with the team, Gaijin finds her own loyalties tested. If you read the previous issue then you say the big reveal on […]
DIVINITY #2
A Soviet cosmonaut – seemingly imbued with the powers of a god – has taken up residence in the Australian Outback. Some think him to be a savior…while others believe he will […]
JAILBAIT
Written and directed by Jared Cohn, this 2014 film is from the infamous direct-to-DVD movie studio The Asylum, and is credited as “Based on the Graphic Novel”, although I can’t find any […]
The Pride Adventures vol. 1
Spinning out of The Pride, The Pride Adventures is an anthology of short stories expanding on your favourite characters and the world of the comic. A couple of weeks ago I discovered […]
THRUST aka MAXIMUM THRUST aka LA VELOCIDAD DEL DESEO
Directed by Paul Miller (under the name Martin Sieracki), who co-wrote the script with Richie Solomon, this 2003 movie (which I’ve seen for sale under the titles Thrust and Maximum Thrust, and […]
Joe Hill’s THE CAPE
Every little boy dreams about putting on a cape and soaring up, up, and away… but what if one day that dream were to come true? Eric was like every other eight-year-old […]
Ladies in Charge: Femdom Spanking Stories by Rollin Hand
This is a recent (December 2014) collection of six short stories by author Rollin Hand. All of the stories revolve around the premise of older women dominating younger men. First up is: […]
Spawn Resurrection #1
The return of Al Simmons, and the start of a brand new era for SPAWN! No one quite knows where Al’s been all this time, but it’s clear he’s come back a […]
“The Heir Apparent: Bringing Discipline to a Young Man” by Jonathan Quincy Graves
James Stilton Fredricks III is the 22-year-old heir to the Fredricks fortune, one of the richest in the region. Having squandered the inheritance that he received when he turned eighteen, “barely only […]
Ready For The World
In 1985 the R&B band Ready For The World released their self-titled debut album on MCA records. Lead by vocalist Melvin Riley Jr., with band members Gordon Strozier (guitar), Gregory Potts (keyboards), […]
The Astounding Wolf-Man Vol. 1
When Gary Hampton is mauled and left for dead–his life takes a drastic turn. Gary is cursed: When the moon is full he transforms into a beast of the night, a werewolf. […]
SKYMAN one-shot
Sergeant Eric Reid may have survived the Skyman Program’s assassins and exposed its corruption, but he’s about to find that wearing the Skyman belt and trying to do the right thing means […]
The Pride #4
It’s wall-to-wall action and destruction as The Pride face off against the powerful and deadly Basher! With an innocent life hanging in the balance! Be here to see if the team can […]
The Pride #3
The team are out, but how does the world feel about that? The Bear’s secrets are revealed! Basher goes on a daring and dangerous mission somehow connected to The Pride. As if […]
The Pride #2
The team is now formed! But when a literal trial by fire pops up, will they be ready? Moreover, will the world be ready? And just what is the villainous Reverend up […]
The Pride #1
FabMan, sick of being treated as a joke and seeing no representation for the LGBTQ in a world full of heroes, assembles the greatest super powered LGBTQ heroes from around the world […]
DIVINITY #1
At the height of the Cold War, the Soviet Union – determined to win the Space Race at any cost – green lit a dangerously advanced mission. They sent a man farther […]
SECRET IDENTITIES #1
The supergroup known as The Front Line have just invited new hero Crosswind to join them. But what they don’t know is that Crosswind is a mole, sent to learn all their […]
THE BLACK HOOD #1
When Philadelphia police officer Greg Hettinger stepped into the middle of a gunfight, hot lead shredded his face — and he pulled the trigger, blind. Now Greg is waking up in a […]
Bikini Avengers
Here’s the latest softcore film from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. It came out last Tuesday, I pre-ordered it a couple of months ago once I saw Erika Jordan on the […]
Heart Strings aka “Lust On The Prairie”
Okay, so I don’t normally review hardcore pornographic films, just the softcore stuff. A few years back I did briefly set up a XXX category here and I posted a few reviews, […]
Baby Doll Diaries (Double Feature)
I picked this up the same time I picked up Candy Stripers Over the Edge (Double Feature) (Co-Feature Bridesmaids Over the Edge). It’s from the same studio, Retromedia, and much of the […]
Candy Stripers Over the Edge (Double Feature) (Co-Feature Bridesmaids Over the Edge)
Even though I put this in my Softcore Films category, these aren’t exactly films. And I knew that when I bought them, but I could see how some unsuspecting fans might be […]
DANGEROUS INVITATION
This is one of my favorite softcore films from the 90’s. I’m lucky enough to still have it recorded on tape, because it’s very hard to find now. I don’t usually review […]
The Sex Files: Double Identity (aka Confessions of A Call Girl)
Sorry for the bad picture, this was the clearest I could find online. This is a movie from 1998, which I still have recorded on tape, under the name Confessions of A […]
ALL FOR LUST
Written by Janine Gosselin and directed by Rachel Gordon this 2003 film has the basic “fatal attraction” premise of a woman stalking a man who dumped her after sex. Except there is […]
