Well, there are softcore movies. And there are B-Movies. And then there’s this movie. Released in 2002 from Seduction Cinema, I’m not exactly sure how I would describe it, in terms of […]
PLAY-MATE OF THE APES
Meteor Man Art: Robert Liu-Trujillo
This was posted back in October 2012, saying he was “just playing around.” Well, if this is what he does when playing around, I can only imagine how good this could be […]
THE AFFAIR
Written by Eric Mandelbaum and directed by Danny Taylor this film stars Raelyn Saalman and Will Potter as Jennifer and Greg, a young engaged couple who live together. They love each other, […]
Meteor Man Art: Neko L. Harris
This guy is clearly a fan of Meteor Man. He first posted this a few months ago. A fierce-looking image of Meteor Man vs. Simon. A week later he posted this […]
PLAY TIME
In my opinion, Monique Parent is a bonafide LEGEND in the Softcore/B-Movie industry. She’s been acting professionally since 1991, and never fails to give each role her all. And even if she’s […]
Vixens From Venus
First, to be clear, this is not to be confused with the 1995 film VAMPIRE VIXENS FROM VENUS. There are no Vampires here. Just Vixens. Writer and director Sal V. Miers returns […]
Deadly Charades
Going old school again, with this 1996 film, which is notable due to it’s leading lady being Lesli Kay Sterling who, a few years later, after starring in several softcore productions including […]
Meteor Man Artwork: Nick Rivers
I came across this on tumblr, with no name attached. I had to do A Google Image search to track down the artist, Nick Rivers. The art itself is good, this guy […]
Meteor Man Artwork: Sean A. Mack
Sean A. Mack posted this some months ago with the caption: Consider this to be my online petition to be the illustrator for a Meteor Man comic reboot. So we’ve got another […]
CLUB WILD SIDE 2 (aka Inside Club Wild Side)
Released later the same year as its predecessor, this is not exactly a direct sequel. The only returning cast member is Monique Parent, who once again plays the owner of an unnamed […]
PRINCE IS DEAD (damn right, I care)
A man responsible for a large part of the soundtrack of my life is gone. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life, […]
Meteor Man Artwork: Wardell Brown
I have long made my love of this character clear. Thankfully, I am not the only one who recognizes the untapped potential of Robert Townsend’s creation. Occasionally I came across various depictions […]
Virtual Girl
The year was 1998, computers were still practically “magic” to the average citizen. The internet was still in it’s infancy, and if you were on it you needed a phone (a landline) […]
METEOR MAN #6
And this is is, the finale of the first (and, to date, only) Meteor Man miniseries from Marvel Comics. Co-written by Dwight D Coye and Bertram B Hubbard, and drawn by Robert […]
Rebecca’s Secret
Written and directed by Ellyn Michaels, this 1998 film stars Amy Rochelle as Rebecca, the owner of Rebecca’s Secret, a high-end lingerie company, ala Victoria’s Secret. She’s married to Jonathan (Michael Baci), […]
METEOR MAN #5
The stakes are rising for our hero in this second-to-last issue of his miniseries. Picking up immediately from the end of the previous issue, Night Thrasher and Meteor Man are in the […]
CARNAL WISHES
Here we have another one of those cable-only softcore films from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing, which is why I’m using the above picture of Jayden Cole for this post, since she is the […]
METEOR MAN #4
Another Marvel superhero appears in this series, this time it’s NIGHT THRASHER, a very 90’s hero if there ever was one (although he actually debuted in 1989, which technically makes him an […]
CLUB WILD SIDE
Written by Steve Tymon and directed by K.T. Sumner (aka Lawrence Lanoff aka Lawrence Unger), this Playboy Channel film from 1998 has long remained one of my all time favorite softcore films. […]
METEOR MAN #3
That’s right, you can tell by cover, SPIDER-MAN is in the house! As I said before, Marvel must have had high expectations for this film and this character, to not only give […]
Erotic Secrets
From Moonlight Erotica, written by Gerard Blaque and directed by Charles Bland (as Robert Amante), this isn’t really much of a movie. Like Baby Doll Diaries and Candy Stripers Over the Edge, […]
The Black Hood #7
“The Lonely Crusade, Part 1” Greg Hettinger returns to Philadelphia and promises his closest friend, Jessie Dupree, that his hood-wearing vigilante days are over. But it’s a promise he’s going to struggle […]
METEOR MAN #2
Co-writers Dwight D Coye and Bertram B Hubbard and artist Robert Walker returned for this 2nd issue of the Meteor Man miniseries. Picked up immediately after the ending of the first issue, […]
Alabama Jones And The Busty Crusade
This 2005 film is another softcore gem from Jim Wynorski (under one of his many aliases). Written by William Williamson (whom I initially thought was another alias, but he also has a […]
The Black Hood #6
“Flor de Muerto” After the soul-crushing events of “Bullet’s Kiss,” disfigured cop Greg Hettinger leaves Philly and checks into a Southern California rehab clinic. But a plane ride can’t separate Greg from […]
METEOR MAN #1
Clearly, Marvel had high hopes for Robert Townsend’s 1993 superhero comedy film METEOR MAN, as they not only published an adaptation of the film, but also agreed to immediately follow that up […]
METEOR MAN (comic-book adaptation)
A meteor gives Jefferson Reed superpowers and he uses them to stop gang violence in Washington, D.C. As anyone who has read my post ROBERT TOWNSEND IS “THE METEOR MAN” knows, I […]
HOTSHOT #3
I discovered this title about a young Black superhero on Indy Planet back in September 2013, when I bought and reviewed THE ESSENTIAL HOTSHOT #1. In February 2014 I ordered and reviewed […]
THE PRIDE #6
The long-awaited grand finale is finally here! The Pride vs. the Justice Division! The Pride vs. Basher & the Reverend! The Pride vs. the World! Can they possibly survive? And when the […]
The Mark of Aeacus #2
Jack’s adventure as the Bearer of The Mark of Aeacus continues. A mysterious stranger appears at the foot of Jack’s bed, tells him the secrets of the mark of power that he […]
The Mark of Aeacus #1
Jack, a shy, tortured young man, hooks up with a mysterious stranger at a bar and loses himself in an intense and exhilarating night with him in his hotel room, during which […]
POWER LINES #1
A local street hood surviving in a crime-infested ghetto has his life turned around when an ancient magic grants him superhuman powers—except his ability only activates in an upscale white community that […]
Animal Attraction: Carnal Desires
I’m breaking one of my informal rules here, as I usually only review softcore films and TV shows that are readily available, in their unrated versions, on DVD. But I was going […]
HOTEL EROTICA: Season One
Hotel Erotica was a weekly half-hour softcore TV series that aired late nights on Cinemax and Showtime, starting back in 2002. Lauren Hays starred as Chloe, the owner of the infamous Blue […]
MILF STORIES: BUNDLE by Destiny Step
This collection takes three shorts stories written by “Destiny Step”, which had each been previously published separately, and puts them all together for the affordable price of just 99 cents. So I […]
The Erotic/Exotic House of Wax
I’m going old school again with this review. This is a film that I still have on VHS tape, recorded from cable back when it was first released in 1997. It is […]
A WIFE’S SECRET
This 2014 flick is from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing, that I just got the chance to watch for the first time tonight, as it aired on Cinemax. Directed by Richard Baker (no writer […]
WICKED DEEDS
I saw this film for the first time tonight (or I should say last night, by the time this review is finished and posted). It’s one of the most recent films from […]
PRIVATE LESSONS
I’m going to kick off the month of April with a flashback to this classic 1980’s film. Well, okay, maybe “classic” is a bit of a stretch…but it’s certainly a cult classic. This […]
FEMALIEN 2
I came across this 1998 film in my collection and thought I’d post a review. First, don’t worry if you haven’t seen FEMALIEN, which came out in 1996, before seeing this sequel, […]
VOODOO DOLLZ
This is a short (about an hour and 12 minutes) film written and directed in 2008 by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). He’s acquired quite an impressive cast of beautiful actresses, […]
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA
This is a very rare film. It’s so rare that even it’s IMDB page barely has any cast information. It doesn’t appear to have aired on TV that often, nor ever been […]
PASSION’S DESIRE (aka Animal Attraction II)
Written by Helen Haxton and directed by Mike Sedan this 1999 film (which has also been released as Animal Attraction II stars Jeff Davis as Mark, an agent for authors. Mark lives […]
Cyborg Hookers (aka Bikini Model Mayhem)
Filmed back in January, and originally released under the title Bikini Model Mayhem (which it is still listed as on IMDB), this would appear to be the first film from new writer/director […]
Gigolos: Season 6 (Premier)
I’ve written about this show before, and tonight the “cowboys” are back in town! A lot has changed since season 1, although for some reason none of the following seasons have been […]
LOLIDA 2000 (aka O Lita 2000)
When I first saw this film back in 1998 it was titled O Lita 2000, although the lead character in film, played by Jacqueline Lovell, is credited as “Lolita.” But when released […]
SUPER TUESDAY 2016
Well, today’s the day. Voters in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia will head to the polls to vote for the choice for their party’s nominee. […]
Mitchell Lourens Needs Money!
For the record, let me just state that I have no problem freely sharing these pictures and information as he posted it online himself, and all of what I post here is […]
BAD GIRLS BEHIND BARS
Alrighty then, today I am reviewing the latest softcore cinematic release from Retromedia (or at least the latest one that they’ve actually released on DVD, for some reason not as many of […]
CHACEBOOK: 2015 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 81,000 times […]
