A long-overdue review (sorry, I really do wish I could update this blog more often) of this erotic fairy tale from Retromedia. Directed by Dean McKendrick, and written by “Suzanne Cabot” (whom […]
CINDERELLA’S HOT NIGHT
BEDROOM EYES
Pristine Edge is back! This hardcore actress made her softcore debut early last year in Retromedia’s film VIXENS FROM VENUS, and as I said back then I was particularly impressed by her. […]
FAIRY TALES (blu-ray)
This review here is being done due to a request I got via twitter from the administrators of the Softcore Reviews forum here: http://www.bmoviefilms.com/forum/main-forum/ Although I am longtime fan of Linnea Quigley […]
KISS AND KILL
Last year Retromedia produced a trio of films (Model For Murder, Deadly Pickup, and The Love Machine) in which they switched from their usual output of sci-fi comedies and attempted (with varying degrees […]
THE BEST OF SHANNON WHIRRY
If there was a Softcore Film Hall of Fame, Shannon Whirry would have to be in the first class of inductees (along with Shannon Tweed, Monique Parent, and Julie Strain, in my […]
MY BEST FRIEND’S WIFE 2
Frist, don’t worry if you haven’t seen MY BEST FRIEND’S WIFE, as this is a sequel-in-name-only. Written by Anora Leachim, and directed by Christopher Murphy, this 2005 film is from Torchlight Pictures […]
A HOUSEWIFE NAMED BRANDI
From Torchlight Pictures, this 2003 film is written by Anora Leachim and directed by Francis Locke. It stars Ander Page as Brandi, the titular housewife. Frankie Cullen plays her husband, Alex. Brandi […]
SEDUCER BY NIGHT
Written and directed by Francis Locke, this 2003 film, from Torchlight pictures, stars Rachel Elizabeth as Angela Greeley as a woman who is arrested for running an escort service, which is really […]
LOVE IN THE BOSSES OFFICE 2
Alright, it’s been too long, time to get back to updating this thing blog. And let’s get started with what I’m most known for: reviewing softcore movies. Today I’m looking back at […]
DANGEROUS PLEASURES
Written by David Ciesielsky and directed by Madison Monroe, this 2003 film from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing stars Jacy Andrews as Valerie Spiro, an apparently sexually irresistible woman who can get any man […]
CARNAL CONFESSIONS
Written by Steve Martel and directed by P.G. Sanford, this 2002 film stars Wendy Rice as Melody Thomas. Melody hosts a segment during the news on a local TV station where she […]
SAPORE DI DONNA
Almost three years ago I received the Italian softcore film Ossessione Fatale, and today I’m going to review other Italian softcore film. I originally saw this film on cable, where it had […]
COSMIC CALENDAR GIRLS
And here we have another Terrance Ryker-directed sci-fi film from Retromedia. Released yesterday, at the same time as Escape From Pleasure Planet, Cosmic Calendar Girls (or “Cosmic Cover Girls”, as it’s displayed in […]
ESCAPE FROM PLEASURE PLANET
Tonight I am reviewing the latest softcore film from Retromedia. It’s been awhile (since April’s Vixens From Venus, to be exact), but they’ve gone back to science fiction for this feature, the […]
STRIPSHOW 2: LOVERS, LIARS, AND THIEVES
I saw this film back when it was first released in 1997, and I’ve been trying to look for it to watch in again for the past few years. But I only […]
PARANORMAL SEXPERIMENTS
Welcome back, my loyal readers! Thanks to all who have stuck by me in my unplanned hiatus from blogging. And how fitting that I should resume with one of the types of […]
SUPER NINJA DOLL
This 2007 film (also known as Super Ninja Bikini Babes according to IMDB) was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the names Cyrus Nickleby and Nicholas Medina). It’s a sci-fi […]
Carnal Candidate Political Kink
This movie is basically a compilation of sex scenes. In 2012 MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing took 14 sex scenes from 5 of their earlier movies (all 5 or 6 years old at the time), […]
Zorrita: Passion’s Avenger
This is film is from the year 2000, written by Louise Monclair and directed by Madison Monroe, it stars Shauna O’Brien in what is clearly meant to be a parody of Zorro. […]
THE LOVE MACHINE
Alright, following MODEL FOR MURDER and DEADLY PICKUP, here is Retromedia’s latest attempt at producing an “erotic thriller,” from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. And, look, I’m just going to blunt, […]
VERONICA 2030
This 1999 film is from Surrender Cinema. Written by C. Courtney Joyner and directed by Gary Graver, this has to be one of my easiest films to review, as the DVD synopsis […]
DEADLY PICKUP
This is the latest Retromedia film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Following the trend began with June’s Model For Murder, this ia another attempt to move away from the sci-fi comedies that Retromedia […]
Model For Murder: The Centerfold Killer
Okay, a little later than I’d hoped, here is a review for a movie that I have been looking forward to ever since I first heard about it back in February. After […]
HOT DESIRES aka TOUCH ME TONIGHT
This is a film that I have wanted to get my hands on for a long time. And it is all because of this woman: Kara Styler. Also known as Chrissey Styler […]
Sexy Wives Sindrome
Here we have another Jim Wynorski softcore classic. Written by Steve Goldenberg and directed by Wynorski under his Sam Pepperman alias, this 2011 film actually shares quite a bit of similarities with […]
Seduce Me: Pamela Principle 2
Now here is a film I’ve been wanting to review for quite some time. Since August 30, 2014 to be exact, as that is when I reviewed The Pamela Principle a film […]
NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS
This film was originally released in 2006 by Torchlight Pictures, but the copyright shows that it was filmed in 2003. Written by Anora Leachim and directed by Francis Locke, this film stars […]
CASTING COUCH
Written by Reed Richmond, this 2000 film from Surrender Cinema is only loosely what I would call a movie. It’s basically a collection of individual sex scenes, strung together by one common […]
PERSONALS II: CASUALSEX.COM
First, don’t worry if you haven’t seen Personals 1, this supposed sequel has no connection to it, beyond the name. Written by Edward Gorsuch and April White, and directed by Kelley Cauthen, […]
PLAY-MATE OF THE APES
Well, there are softcore movies. And there are B-Movies. And then there’s this movie. Released in 2002 from Seduction Cinema, I’m not exactly sure how I would describe it, in terms of […]
THE AFFAIR
Written by Eric Mandelbaum and directed by Danny Taylor this film stars Raelyn Saalman and Will Potter as Jennifer and Greg, a young engaged couple who live together. They love each other, […]
PLAY TIME
In my opinion, Monique Parent is a bonafide LEGEND in the Softcore/B-Movie industry. She’s been acting professionally since 1991, and never fails to give each role her all. And even if she’s […]
Vixens From Venus
First, to be clear, this is not to be confused with the 1995 film VAMPIRE VIXENS FROM VENUS. There are no Vampires here. Just Vixens. Writer and director Sal V. Miers returns […]
Deadly Charades
Going old school again, with this 1996 film, which is notable due to it’s leading lady being Lesli Kay Sterling who, a few years later, after starring in several softcore productions including […]
CLUB WILD SIDE 2 (aka Inside Club Wild Side)
Released later the same year as its predecessor, this is not exactly a direct sequel. The only returning cast member is Monique Parent, who once again plays the owner of an unnamed […]
Virtual Girl
The year was 1998, computers were still practically “magic” to the average citizen. The internet was still in it’s infancy, and if you were on it you needed a phone (a landline) […]
Rebecca’s Secret
Written and directed by Ellyn Michaels, this 1998 film stars Amy Rochelle as Rebecca, the owner of Rebecca’s Secret, a high-end lingerie company, ala Victoria’s Secret. She’s married to Jonathan (Michael Baci), […]
CARNAL WISHES
Here we have another one of those cable-only softcore films from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing, which is why I’m using the above picture of Jayden Cole for this post, since she is the […]
CLUB WILD SIDE
Written by Steve Tymon and directed by K.T. Sumner (aka Lawrence Lanoff aka Lawrence Unger), this Playboy Channel film from 1998 has long remained one of my all time favorite softcore films. […]
Erotic Secrets
From Moonlight Erotica, written by Gerard Blaque and directed by Charles Bland (as Robert Amante), this isn’t really much of a movie. Like Baby Doll Diaries and Candy Stripers Over the Edge, […]
Alabama Jones And The Busty Crusade
This 2005 film is another softcore gem from Jim Wynorski (under one of his many aliases). Written by William Williamson (whom I initially thought was another alias, but he also has a […]
Animal Attraction: Carnal Desires
I’m breaking one of my informal rules here, as I usually only review softcore films and TV shows that are readily available, in their unrated versions, on DVD. But I was going […]
The Erotic/Exotic House of Wax
I’m going old school again with this review. This is a film that I still have on VHS tape, recorded from cable back when it was first released in 1997. It is […]
A WIFE’S SECRET
This 2014 flick is from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing, that I just got the chance to watch for the first time tonight, as it aired on Cinemax. Directed by Richard Baker (no writer […]
WICKED DEEDS
I saw this film for the first time tonight (or I should say last night, by the time this review is finished and posted). It’s one of the most recent films from […]
FEMALIEN 2
I came across this 1998 film in my collection and thought I’d post a review. First, don’t worry if you haven’t seen FEMALIEN, which came out in 1996, before seeing this sequel, […]
VOODOO DOLLZ
This is a short (about an hour and 12 minutes) film written and directed in 2008 by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). He’s acquired quite an impressive cast of beautiful actresses, […]
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA
This is a very rare film. It’s so rare that even it’s IMDB page barely has any cast information. It doesn’t appear to have aired on TV that often, nor ever been […]
PASSION’S DESIRE (aka Animal Attraction II)
Written by Helen Haxton and directed by Mike Sedan this 1999 film (which has also been released as Animal Attraction II stars Jeff Davis as Mark, an agent for authors. Mark lives […]
Cyborg Hookers (aka Bikini Model Mayhem)
Filmed back in January, and originally released under the title Bikini Model Mayhem (which it is still listed as on IMDB), this would appear to be the first film from new writer/director […]
