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COUGAR CLUB LA episode 2: At a Night Club

Synopsis: Cougars go to a nightclub and find young studs.

This episode opens the next morning after episode 1. We’re back at Michelle’s jacuzzi, where Michelle is in a bikini, Babe and Ashlynne are topless with just bikini bottoms on, and Psalm is naked. Vikki joins them in a robe, taking it off to reveal herself naked underneath. The women ask her about fucking Kenan the night before, and she admits it was great, he made her cum and she likes him. Michelle excuses herself and goes off to call Kenan and tell him how “smitten” Vikki is with him. Meanwhile, Vikki is telling the other ladies that as much as she enjoyed herself with Kenan she just got divorced and isn’t looking to get serious or tie herself to any one man right now. The ladies mention going to a club that night, assuring Vikki that it’s a girl’s night out, but Michelle tells Kenan to meet them at the club, thinking it’ll be a pleasant surprise for Vikki to see him again.

So of course this is all the normal fake scripted conflict that you expect on reality shows.

Ashlynn takes Vikki out to the mountains to go on a naked hike. They go hiking with no clothes on (Ashlynn has on a backpack with supplies in it), at one point they stop to rest on some towels, where they pour water on each other, & Ashlynn licks some water from Vikki’s belly button. They talk about sex with women, with Vikki saying that although she considers herself bisexual she’s never done more than kiss a woman, and worries that if she ever went down on another woman she might not be good at it. Ashlynn says that every woman who’s ever gone down on her has been good at it, as women are just naturally good at it, since they have vaginas too (that makes sense). Ashlynn tells the camera that she hopes to be Vikki’s first someday.

Michelle brings Psalm with her as she goes to take a test for her stuntwoman career. She’s going to climb up 30 feet and jump down to land on a big airbag. We meet her stunt coaches Steve and DJ. Pslam is instantly attracted to DJ, a Black man, noting that she “loves chocolate.” Starting from 15 feet and working her way up, Michelle eventually makes the 30-foot drop and feels accomplished. She also invites DJ to meet them at the club that night, which Pslam is excited about.

Babe invites the ladies to a store to show off her upcoming line of lingerie outfits and sex toys. They all try on several outfits, happily changing in front of the camera, then play with various vibrators and dildos. Psalm starts smacking Michelle on the ass, but Michelle admits she likes a little pain, and they give each other a kiss at the end. Babe brings out a double-sided dildo, and Ashlynn and Vikki each suck one end, trying to touch each other’s mouths, ala the famous spaghetti scene in The Lady And The Tramp, a movie which Psalm says is now ruined for her after watching them do that.

Night comes, and it’s time for the ladies to head out to The V Lounge. The ladies have brought several of Babe’s remote control vibrators with them, and they go in the bathroom where they each insert one of them inside their vaginas, while another woman has the remote. So one woman can turn the remote on, making the vibrator go off inside someone else. This is a game they play throughout the night, with Babe’s vibrator falling out pretty quickly because she gets so wet.

This also seems to be Babe’s night, as she gets 3 different young Black men hitting on her. One she quickly dismisses, but the other two are Brendan and Jules, the latter of whom just graduated college. She seems more interested in Brendan at first, but the dumb kid drinks too much and has to go, so Babe ends up taking Jules home.

Vikki talks about her and Ashlynn (who have control of each other’s vibrators) having a “Plan B” for the night, which is that if neither finds a man to hook up with they’re going to go home together. But then Kenan shows up. Michelle tells the camera that Vikki doesn’t seem as happy as she expected her to be to see Kenan, and doesn’t know why, but Vikki tells the camera that she was starting to look forward to going home with Ashlynn. But Kenan is still hot so she decides to go home with him again.

Pslam is disappointed because DJ doesn’t show up and otherwise “the pickings are slim” in the club, so she goes home alone.

But Babe’s time with Jules doesn’t work out. They’re back in her room, she’s in bra and panties when suddenly his phone rings, and it’s his mother. Just the idea of him talking to his mother turns her off. She likes “young men but not little boys” and proceeds to kick him out. That seemed a bit harsh to me, but whatever. She ends the night on her bed using a dildo to bring herself to multiple orgasms.

Vikki and Kenan are in bed, but just before he’s about to get on her in the missionary position (I’ll note that this time we do get a clear glimpse of his erect penis for a second) his right leg starts cramping. So for a few minutes, he tries to shake it off, and she tries rubbing it, which is a little awkward before he’s finally ready to get down to business. This time they do more positions, both missionary and doggy, and he goes down on her to finish. She says the sex this time was even better than the first time.

The reality show manipulations of the storylines were more obvious this time. And two episodes in a row ending with Vikki banging Kenan felt a bit repetitive. But it was still enjoyable to watch for what it is.

Chacebook rating: FOUR STARS

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