The year was 1998, computers were still practically “magic” to the average citizen. The internet was still in it’s infancy, and if you were on it you needed a phone (a landline) […]
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Chace Thibodeaux
Avid Reader. Alleged Writer. Aficionado of Erotica. Radical liberal. Social Justice Warrior. Sci-Fi Nerd. Uppity Negro.
METEOR MAN #6
And this is is, the finale of the first (and, to date, only) Meteor Man miniseries from Marvel Comics. Co-written by Dwight D Coye and Bertram B Hubbard, and drawn by Robert […]
Rebecca’s Secret
Written and directed by Ellyn Michaels, this 1998 film stars Amy Rochelle as Rebecca, the owner of Rebecca’s Secret, a high-end lingerie company, ala Victoria’s Secret. She’s married to Jonathan (Michael Baci), […]
METEOR MAN #5
The stakes are rising for our hero in this second-to-last issue of his miniseries. Picking up immediately from the end of the previous issue, Night Thrasher and Meteor Man are in the […]
CARNAL WISHES
Here we have another one of those cable-only softcore films from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing, which is why I’m using the above picture of Jayden Cole for this post, since she is the […]
METEOR MAN #4
Another Marvel superhero appears in this series, this time it’s NIGHT THRASHER, a very 90’s hero if there ever was one (although he actually debuted in 1989, which technically makes him an […]
METEOR MAN #3
That’s right, you can tell by cover, SPIDER-MAN is in the house! As I said before, Marvel must have had high expectations for this film and this character, to not only give […]
Erotic Secrets
From Moonlight Erotica, written by Gerard Blaque and directed by Charles Bland (as Robert Amante), this isn’t really much of a movie. Like Baby Doll Diaries and Candy Stripers Over the Edge, […]
The Black Hood #7
“The Lonely Crusade, Part 1” Greg Hettinger returns to Philadelphia and promises his closest friend, Jessie Dupree, that his hood-wearing vigilante days are over. But it’s a promise he’s going to struggle […]
METEOR MAN #2
Co-writers Dwight D Coye and Bertram B Hubbard and artist Robert Walker returned for this 2nd issue of the Meteor Man miniseries. Picked up immediately after the ending of the first issue, […]
Alabama Jones And The Busty Crusade
This 2005 film is another softcore gem from Jim Wynorski (under one of his many aliases). Written by William Williamson (whom I initially thought was another alias, but he also has a […]
The Black Hood #6
“Flor de Muerto” After the soul-crushing events of “Bullet’s Kiss,” disfigured cop Greg Hettinger leaves Philly and checks into a Southern California rehab clinic. But a plane ride can’t separate Greg from […]
METEOR MAN #1
Clearly, Marvel had high hopes for Robert Townsend’s 1993 superhero comedy film METEOR MAN, as they not only published an adaptation of the film, but also agreed to immediately follow that up […]
METEOR MAN (comic-book adaptation)
A meteor gives Jefferson Reed superpowers and he uses them to stop gang violence in Washington, D.C. As anyone who has read my post ROBERT TOWNSEND IS “THE METEOR MAN” knows, I […]
HOTSHOT #3
I discovered this title about a young Black superhero on Indy Planet back in September 2013, when I bought and reviewed THE ESSENTIAL HOTSHOT #1. In February 2014 I ordered and reviewed […]
THE PRIDE #6
The long-awaited grand finale is finally here! The Pride vs. the Justice Division! The Pride vs. Basher & the Reverend! The Pride vs. the World! Can they possibly survive? And when the […]
The Mark of Aeacus #2
Jack’s adventure as the Bearer of The Mark of Aeacus continues. A mysterious stranger appears at the foot of Jack’s bed, tells him the secrets of the mark of power that he […]
POWER LINES #1
A local street hood surviving in a crime-infested ghetto has his life turned around when an ancient magic grants him superhuman powers—except his ability only activates in an upscale white community that […]
Animal Attraction: Carnal Desires
I’m breaking one of my informal rules here, as I usually only review softcore films and TV shows that are readily available, in their unrated versions, on DVD. But I was going […]
HOTEL EROTICA: Season One
Hotel Erotica was a weekly half-hour softcore TV series that aired late nights on Cinemax and Showtime, starting back in 2002. Lauren Hays starred as Chloe, the owner of the infamous Blue […]
The Erotic/Exotic House of Wax
I’m going old school again with this review. This is a film that I still have on VHS tape, recorded from cable back when it was first released in 1997. It is […]
A WIFE’S SECRET
This 2014 flick is from MRG Entertainment/Mainline Releasing, that I just got the chance to watch for the first time tonight, as it aired on Cinemax. Directed by Richard Baker (no writer […]
WICKED DEEDS
I saw this film for the first time tonight (or I should say last night, by the time this review is finished and posted). It’s one of the most recent films from […]
PRIVATE LESSONS
I’m going to kick off the month of April with a flashback to this classic 1980’s film. Well, okay, maybe “classic” is a bit of a stretch…but it’s certainly a cult classic. This […]
FEMALIEN 2
I came across this 1998 film in my collection and thought I’d post a review. First, don’t worry if you haven’t seen FEMALIEN, which came out in 1996, before seeing this sequel, […]
VOODOO DOLLZ
This is a short (about an hour and 12 minutes) film written and directed in 2008 by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). He’s acquired quite an impressive cast of beautiful actresses, […]
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA
This is a very rare film. It’s so rare that even it’s IMDB page barely has any cast information. It doesn’t appear to have aired on TV that often, nor ever been […]
PASSION’S DESIRE (aka Animal Attraction II)
Written by Helen Haxton and directed by Mike Sedan this 1999 film (which has also been released as Animal Attraction II stars Jeff Davis as Mark, an agent for authors. Mark lives […]
LOLIDA 2000 (aka O Lita 2000)
When I first saw this film back in 1998 it was titled O Lita 2000, although the lead character in film, played by Jacqueline Lovell, is credited as “Lolita.” But when released […]
Mitchell Lourens Needs Money!
For the record, let me just state that I have no problem freely sharing these pictures and information as he posted it online himself, and all of what I post here is […]
BAD GIRLS BEHIND BARS
Alrighty then, today I am reviewing the latest softcore cinematic release from Retromedia (or at least the latest one that they’ve actually released on DVD, for some reason not as many of […]
CHACEBOOK: 2015 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 81,000 times […]
Forbidden Games
This 1995 film was written and directed by Edward Holzman and stars Jeff Griggs as Michael Brandon, a broke and down on his luck former investigator for the Justice Department. He’s currently […]
King Sun – Righteous But Ruthless
King Sun was a rapper who was primarily active during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. He came right at the tail-end of the “pro-Black/socially conscious” movement in rap. But he just […]
Virtual Desire
Back in February of last year I wrote a review of the film BUSTY TWINS, which I opened by saying: Originally released in 2005 under the title “Lust Connection”, this is actually […]
The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
In 1985 Slick Rick exploded onto the rap scene as part of Doug E. Fresh And The Get Fresh Crew, when they released their double-sided single The Show/La Di Da Di, which […]
Bikini Car Wash Academy (aka The Bikini Escort Company)
Originally released in 2006 as The Bikini Escort Company (or The Erotic Escort Company), this film was re-titled and released last September. This film was written and directed by the legendary Fred […]
HE’S THE D.J., I’M THE RAPPER by D.J. Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince
In March 1988 this young hip-hop duo released the follow-up to their debut album, ROCK THE HOUSE. He’s The D.J., I’m The Rapper is distinguished by being what was considered at the […]
Ladies in Charge, Volume 2 – Femdom Spanking Stories by Rollin Hand.
Well, I enjoyed volume 1, so of course I had to get volume 2. Once again, author Rollin Hand presents six short stories. First up is: THE LANDLADY This is the story […]
Sorceress II: The Temptress
I only recently discovered that this sequel to 1995’s erotic cult classic film, Sorceress. Released 2 years later, it doesn’t have anywhere near the recognition that the first film does. And after […]
Sorceress
This 1995 film is a certified CLASSIC as far as softcore films/b-movies are concerned. I’d definitely say that it’s Amazonian actress Julie Strain’s signature role. And, not only that, it also features […]
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam With Full Force
Puerto Rican beauty Lisa Velez began singing under the name Lisa Lisa, and joined with guitarist/bassist Alex “Spanador” Moseley, and drummer and keyboardist Mike Hughes who were a duo/band called Cult Jam. […]
Official FRIDAY THE 13TH Parody
A year before they released their OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN PARODY, Zero Tolerance released this parody of Friday The 13th, also produced by Tabitha Stevens (who has a small cameo) and directed Gary Orona. […]
IRRESISTIBLE
This film was released in 1983 by TVX Films. Directed by Edwin Brown (aka Edwin Durrell), who also co-wrote the script with his wife Summer Brown, this is sort of a science […]
HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody
In August 2011 Smash Pictures released their own parody of John Carpenter’s Halloween, directed by Jim Powers (no writer is listed), who also has a cameo as Laurie’s father. This film opens […]
Official HALLOWEEN Parody
Released by Zero Tolerance Entertainment in June 2011, this film was “written” and directed by Gary Orona and produced by Tabitha Stevens (who also has a brief cameo as a crazy woman). […]
Passion Crimes
Written by Janine Gosselin and directed by Rachel Gordon, the same creative team that would later give us ALL FOR LUST, this 2001 film stars Susan Featherly (under the name “Jen Dike”) […]
Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills
Here’s the latest softcore cinematic entry from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Daniel Hunter stars as the infamous Vlad Dracula, and Adriana Chechik plays his wife Morticia, while the sultry Sarah Hunter plays a […]
HYPNOTIKA
Like Criminal Desires, this is another film that is not available on DVD, but I have seen playing on pay cable TV, so I’m reviewing it here. Written by Sam Pepperman and […]
GRIMM FAIRY TALES: GODSTORM HERCULES PAYNE #5
Don’t miss this final issue! After taking a stand against Taylor and his thugs, Andre Payne has drawn the attention of Venus, an evil goddess who wants him dead. Gods and gangsters […]
