Alrighty then, today I am reviewing the latest softcore cinematic release from Retromedia (or at least the latest one that they’ve actually released on DVD, for some reason not as many of […]
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Chace Thibodeaux
Blogger. SciFi/Erotica/Romance novelist. Comic-book reader. Social Justice Warrior. Uppity Negro.
CHACEBOOK: 2015 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 81,000 times […]
Forbidden Games
This 1995 film was written and directed by Edward Holzman and stars Jeff Griggs as Michael Brandon, a broke and down on his luck former investigator for the Justice Department. He’s currently […]
King Sun – Righteous But Ruthless
King Sun was a rapper who was primarily active during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. He came right at the tail-end of the “pro-Black/socially conscious” movement in rap. But he just […]
Virtual Desire
Back in February of last year I wrote a review of the film BUSTY TWINS, which I opened by saying: Originally released in 2005 under the title “Lust Connection”, this is actually […]
The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
In 1985 Slick Rick exploded onto the rap scene as part of Doug E. Fresh And The Get Fresh Crew, when they released their double-sided single The Show/La Di Da Di, which […]
Bikini Car Wash Academy (aka The Bikini Escort Company)
Originally released in 2006 as The Bikini Escort Company (or The Erotic Escort Company), this film was re-titled and released last September. This film was written and directed by the legendary Fred […]
HE’S THE D.J., I’M THE RAPPER by D.J. Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince
In March 1988 this young hip-hop duo released the follow-up to their debut album, ROCK THE HOUSE. He’s The D.J., I’m The Rapper is distinguished by being what was considered at the […]
Ladies in Charge, Volume 2 – Femdom Spanking Stories by Rollin Hand.
Well, I enjoyed volume 1, so of course I had to get volume 2. Once again, author Rollin Hand presents six short stories. First up is: THE LANDLADY This is the story […]
Sorceress II: The Temptress
I only recently discovered that this sequel to 1995’s erotic cult classic film, Sorceress. Released 2 years later, it doesn’t have anywhere near the recognition that the first film does. And after […]
Sorceress
This 1995 film is a certified CLASSIC as far as softcore films/b-movies are concerned. I’d definitely say that it’s Amazonian actress Julie Strain’s signature role. And, not only that, it also features […]
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam With Full Force
Puerto Rican beauty Lisa Velez began singing under the name Lisa Lisa, and joined with guitarist/bassist Alex “Spanador” Moseley, and drummer and keyboardist Mike Hughes who were a duo/band called Cult Jam. […]
Official FRIDAY THE 13TH Parody
A year before they released their OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN PARODY, Zero Tolerance released this parody of Friday The 13th, also produced by Tabitha Stevens (who has a small cameo) and directed Gary Orona. […]
IRRESISTIBLE
This film was released in 1983 by TVX Films. Directed by Edwin Brown (aka Edwin Durrell), who also co-wrote the script with his wife Summer Brown, this is sort of a science […]
HALLOWEEN XXX Porn Parody
In August 2011 Smash Pictures released their own parody of John Carpenter’s Halloween, directed by Jim Powers (no writer is listed), who also has a cameo as Laurie’s father. This film opens […]
Official HALLOWEEN Parody
Released by Zero Tolerance Entertainment in June 2011, this film was “written” and directed by Gary Orona and produced by Tabitha Stevens (who also has a brief cameo as a crazy woman). […]
Passion Crimes
Written by Janine Gosselin and directed by Rachel Gordon, the same creative team that would later give us ALL FOR LUST, this 2001 film stars Susan Featherly (under the name “Jen Dike”) […]
Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills
Here’s the latest softcore cinematic entry from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Daniel Hunter stars as the infamous Vlad Dracula, and Adriana Chechik plays his wife Morticia, while the sultry Sarah Hunter plays a […]
HYPNOTIKA
Like Criminal Desires, this is another film that is not available on DVD, but I have seen playing on pay cable TV, so I’m reviewing it here. Written by Sam Pepperman and […]
GRIMM FAIRY TALES: GODSTORM HERCULES PAYNE #5
Don’t miss this final issue! After taking a stand against Taylor and his thugs, Andre Payne has drawn the attention of Venus, an evil goddess who wants him dead. Gods and gangsters […]
X #17
When Leigh Ferguson’s high school friend becomes the latest victim of the “Skin Traders”—a mysterious band of surgically modified thugs who slice skin from their abducted victims—she knows X is the only […]
GENIUS #5
This is it! The big finale! The end of one of the most interesting and compelling comic-book miniseries’ that I’ve read in years. After such a delightful build-up over the past 4 […]
GENIUS #4
First, yes I know that I’m about a month late on this. September has been a very busy month for me, both professionally and personally, and I’m afraid that it just hasn’t […]
CHERRY FALLS
This horror film was written by Ken Selden and directed by Geoffrey Wright, and released in 2000. I saw this film on TV years ago, it was a pay cable channel, so […]
LAQUAN “NOTES OF A NATIVE SON”
I’m going Old School again, with another rap album from back in the day that, for whatever reason, didn’t get the hype it deserved. Notes of A Native son is the debut […]
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK)
I’ve decided to add a category here for me to periodically review all of my favorite Woody Allen films. Because fuck you, that’s why. This is one of the first (if not […]
LOVE GAMES
Written by J.L. Conners (whom, according to IMDB has no other writing credits, before or since) and directed by Madison Monroe (who directed 14 other films, including The Seduction of Maxine) I […]
CONFESSIONS OF AN ADULT FILM STAR: SECRETS
This is an interesting film, I guess you could call it closer to a faux documentary. It’s directed by B.R. Lewis, and the premise is that 5 different female porn stars […]
ALL BABE NETWORK
Okay, I know my faithful readers are getting bored with me going on and on and on about my problems with Twitter. Time to turn this blog back to what it’s best […]
POLITICAL POWER: HERMAN CAIN
I bought this comic on impulse. I don’t think much of Herman Cain, for reasons which I’ve written about before, and nothing has changed my mind about him since the last election. […]
MIRROR IMAGES 2
First, don’t worry if you haven’t seen MIRROR IMAGES before you watch MIRROR IMAGES 2, you won’t be lost. Other than the title, this film has nothing to do with the previous […]
MIRROR IMAGES
Written by Georges des Esseintes and directed by Gregory Dark (as Alexander Gregory Hippolyte), this 1992 film from Axis Films International stars Delia Sheppard playing a dual role as twin sisters Kaitlin […]
SINS OF THE NIGHT
Written by Russell Lavalle & directed by Gregory Dark (as Gregory Hippolyte), this 1993 movie from Axis Films International stars Nick Cassavetes. Yes, THAT Nick Cassavetes. In a softcore film. Cassavetes plays […]
THE OTHER WOMAN
Written by Georges des Esseintes and directed by Jag Mundhra, this 1992 movie from Axis Films International stars Lee Anne Beaman as an investigative newspaper reporter named Jessica. She’s married to Greg, […]
NIGHT RHYTHMS
Written by Alan Gries and Robyn Sullivent, and directed by Gregory Dark (as A. Gregory Hippolyte), this 1992 film from Axis Films International stars Martin Hewitt as Nick West, the host of […]
ANIMAL INSTINCTS 3
Sometimes credited as Animal Instincts 3: The Seductress or just Animal Instincts: The Seductress, this 1996 film from Axis Films International was written by Selwyn Harris and directed by Gregory Dark. It […]
ANIMAL INSTINCTS 2
In 1994 Axis Films International released this sequel to their smash-hit Animal Instincts. Once again directed by Gregory Dark, this one was written by Daryl Haney (who had written Friday The 13th […]
ANIMAL INSTINCTS
During the 1990’s, a company called Axis Films International, run by former hardcore porn producer Gregory Dark, was making some of the hottest softcore films ever made. They treated their films like […]
HERO 9 TO 5 #7: QUIETUS
Who the heck is Blue Girl and isn’t it a bit late to be introducing new characters anyway? This is it, at last, we find out just who Quietus is and what […]
QUANTUM AND WOODY #5
Eric and Woody have had their lives turned upside down. What do you do when the most annoying person in your life is also the only thing keeping you alive? You move […]
THE PRO
Just when you think GARTH ENNIS has gone too far, just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets, just when you thought no one would go near the idea […]
HERO 9 TO 5 #6: QUIETUS
How will Thunder Woman get her groceries when she runs into Lash Lady at the store? Just what is in Mental Lady’s coffee? Who is Elliot Travers and what is his link […]
HERO 9 TO 5 #5: QUIETUS
The “Lone Knight” returns from the pages of Hero: 9 to 5, but how will The Loner, and the finest men and women that publicly funded super hero protection can supply, cope […]
HERO 9 TO 5
What if being a super hero was just like any other job? What if you fell in love with your arch enemy? What if your sidekick had a crush on you? Meet […]
THE EXES
Man, TV is quite the wasteland these days. I’ve already bemoaned horrible shows like THE FIRST FAMILY and MR. BOX OFFICE, and I just caught two episodes of this show, airing on […]
RAMPAGE JACKSON: STREET SOLDIER #0
Mixed Martial Arts and Hollywood superstar RAMPAGE JACKSON makes his comic book debut in this action packed one-shot from Lion Forge Comics! When an electrified madman tries to force his ex-girlfriend into […]
TRICK ‘R TREAT (the comic-book)
This graphic novel will keep you quivering with fear! Halloween has always been a night of tricks and treats, but this year, it’s nothing but a cornucopia of tricks as werewolves, demons, […]
HARLOTS OF THE CARIBBEAN aka Bikini Pirates
According to IMBD, this film was originally released in 2006 as Bikini Pirates, but Retromedia has retitled it and released on DVD as Harlots of The Caribbean. I guess to cash […]
MR. BOX OFFICE
Ugh, there’s nothing good on TV during the weekends. I’ve heard of this show, and just stopped on it today. I know it’s produced by Bryon Allen, as a companion show to […]
CONFESSIONS OF THE HUNDRED HOTTEST PORN STARS
Intimate, Funny, Outrageous, Sexy, Instructional, and Shocking Tell-Alls from the Biggest Names in The Biz Believe it or not, I didn’t buy this book myself. It was given to me earlier this […]
