Celebutante Ariana Von Holmberg is in over her head chasing a lead during her first mission as a secret agent for the CIA. Will her training save her from jihadists out for […]
Chace Thibodeaux
Avid Reader. Alleged Writer. Aficionado of Erotica. Radical liberal. Social Justice Warrior. Sci-Fi Nerd. Uppity Negro.
THE NAKED DETECTIVE
This is an old softcore classic, originally released back in 1996. Written by Ken Dashow, who also has a small but significant role in the film, and directed by Ernest G. Sauer […]
JIN PRESENTS THE EMCEE’S PROPERGANDA
M.C. Jin (also known as Jin, The Emcee, Jin The Emcee, and Jin Au-Yeung) is one of the best and must underrated rappers in the world. His claim to fame was participating […]
SEXUAL WITCHCRAFT
I had to get this film, just based on the two women on the cover. Christine Nguyen is one of the best softcore actresses I’ve even seen. She always does an excellent […]
DJANE-GO UNTAMED (aka “Bikini Round-Up”)
Written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (credited as Nicholas Medina), this 2005 film was originally called Bikini Round-Up, but renamed and released on DVD as Djane-Go Untamed, in an obvious attempt […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #2
Ariana’s test mission might have not have gone as smoothly as planned but her handlers at the CIA are running out of time to stop a weapons deal that could have grave […]
BIKINI WARRIORS (aka “Knock Outs”)
This film, written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the name Nicholas Medina), was originally titled Knock Outs, but has renamed and released on DVD as Bikini Warriors, for no apparent […]
THE JOSHUA RUN #2
Things go from bad to worse for David Joshua as he realizes he’s stumbled upon a vast conspiracy way larger than him. Can David survive long enough to figure what’s happening or […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #1
Ariana Von Holmberg is an heiress with a secret. But what she’s hiding isn’t a sex tape or a drug addiction or an affair with a professional golfer – it’s a new […]
MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
I recently had a chance to rewatch this movie, and was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. I saw it when it first came out in 2006, but it didn’t really […]
RAHEEM THE INVINCIBLE
Following up on last night’s post, I was a huge fan of Raheem’s first album when it came out in 1988, but then he disappeared. I tried looking him up for info, […]
RAHEEM THE VIGILANTE
I notice that the blog I posted back in May about M.C. BRAINS continues to multiple new hits, all these months later. It got my thinking about other little-known rappers from back […]
BABY DOLLS BEHIND BARS (in 3D!)
Written by Dean McKendrick and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina), this film stars Jazy Berlin as naive police officer Sissy Dunlap. Police inspector Hartford (Michael Gaglio) gives her […]
MASSIVELY EFFECTIVE #3
We often wonder what the future holds for us. Is it hope? Change? Or ever impending doom?! Which is exactly what our lighthearted duo will find out when they are taken into […]
RADIO FREE AMERIKA #2
As the war wages, Mose B finds himself presented with an important mission, which could possibly turn the tide for the embattled American forces. Will he and his team accept the call […]
THE STALKER 2 (aka “Desire And Deception”)
Okay, first of all, don’t worry if you haven’t seen THE STALKER before watching THE STALKER 2. The two films don’t have any direct, or indirect, connection. In fact, this film (written […]
THE STALKER (aka “The Seduction of Maxine”)
I originally saw this film on TV (Cinemax or Showtime) as The Seduction of Maxine, and I still have it recorded on tape. I think it is one of the best softcore […]
WATSON AND HOLMES #3
So you say you can’t get enough of this modernized take on the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson? We have that and more. Like what? How about an enigmatic […]
BIKINI JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF EROS
Dr. Bikini Jones goes in search of the Lost Temple of Eros using a sacred Golden Idol as her guide. Her nemesis Evilla Cruella and her henchmen are at her heels in […]
THE M-CITY DEFENDER #2
Avery’s got issues. He’s still hearing voices and the mutant threat is growing. He decides to take his mind off of matters by attending an M-City Rockets game – but that’s when […]
“UP, UP AND AWAY” (Robert Townsend’s other superhero movie).
I’ve raved before about my love for Robert Townsend’s 1993 film The Meteor Man. But I recently found out that in 2000 Townsend directed and co-starred in this other movie, playing […]
QUANTUM & WOODY #3
What scares you more than anything else you can imagine? WRONG. The answer is…the Nightmare Brigade! The scheming forces of the ERA will stop at nothing to unlock the secret science behind […]
THE ESSENTIAL HOTSHOT #1
Michael is the superhero called Hotshot and he has just been dumped. While trying to forget about his personal life;downtown Columbus comes under attack from an unknown monstrosity. Wait who is that […]
WARGOD #2
Previously, I was impressed with WarGod #1, and now I’ve finally managed to pick up #2. Writers George T. Singley IV and Jim Mitchel, and artist by Benjamin Morse, return to pick […]
QUANTUM & WOODY #2
Eric and Woody Henderson have accidentally blown up their father’s life’s work – and themselves along with it! Now, as their bizarre new superpowers begin to manifest, will they be able to […]
QUANTUM & WOODY #1
Once upon a time, Eric and Woody Henderson were inseparable. Adopted brothers. Best friends. Brilliant minds. Years later, they are estranged siblings, petty rivals, and washed-up failures. But when their father’s murder […]
GHOST IN A TEENY BIKINI
This 2006 film was directed by Fred Olen Ray (under his Nicholas Medina alias), who also co-wrote it with Jeff O’Brien. It stars Christine Nguyen as Muffin Baker, a softcore B-movie actress […]
AM I NORMAL IN BED? (20 questions and answers)
I just read this article on Men’s Fitness, by Cathy Garrad. I figured I’d compare myself to the answers in their sex poll. 1. How often are you doing it? The average […]
LUCIUS HAMMER #2
In this second installment of the senses shattering saga called I, HAMMER we will further explore the history of THE BLACK SUPERHERO and witness the first meeting of LUCIUS HAMMER and THE […]
THE HARLEM SHADOW: BIRTH OF THE COOL #2
Return with us to the dark and wondrous streets of yesteryear, the time is 1929 and the place is Dark Manhattan…the sun has just slipped out of view and the velvet drapes […]
Astounding Heroes Starring THE VINDICATORS #0
They are the most powerful superheroes the world has ever known. But their internal problems threaten to destroy them worse than any villain ever could. Introducing The Vindicators! Published in 2006, this […]
LUCIUS HAMMER #1
Lucius Hammer is the explosive tale of a black superhero born from the pages of American Myth and forged in the fires of our country’s civil rights struggle! Lucius is a man […]
THE HARLEM SHADOW: BIRTH OF THE COOL #1
Born at the tail end of the Harlem Renaissance, The Harlem Shadow is the first official Black paranormal crime-fighter that hit the streets of New York around 1929-1930. He was known for […]
THE EROTIC DREAMS OF JEANNIE (aka Genie In A String Bikini)
When Major Tony Wilson explores a cage in the Middle Eastern country of Moronico, he uncovers a strange Treasure Chest and an equally beautiful bottle containing a gorgeous Genie (NICOLE SHERIDAN). Back […]
INHERITORS (The Comic-book AND The Movie)
There use to be heroes… Men and women, who could fly, could bend steel… Some you could not see with the naked eye… Champions of justice that fought evil for over three […]
WATSON AND HOLMES #2
Watson and Holmes continue from last issue to find Shon’s missing girlfriend, and more clues to a bigger mystery and danger than expected. The creative team of Karl Bollers (writer) and Rick […]
WATSON AND HOLMES #1
Re-envisioning Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson as African Americans living in New York City’s famous Harlem district. Watson, an Afghanistan war vet, works in an inner-city clinic; […]
AISHA #1
Aisha begins a delicate investigation on a criminal organisation and begins to suspect that all is not as it seems. Will she escape the traps set for her? Aisha is a street […]
THE JOSHUA RUN #1
David Joshua, a computer hacker for hire who specializes in smoothing out the inconveniences of modern life, this cyber-thriller comic explores the nature of power in a world driven by information. This […]
MASSIVELY EFFECTIVE #2
Last we met our intrepid heroes they were selling comic books, playing video games and DISSAPEARING FROM ALL OF REALITY?! WHAT’S HAPPENING TO MASS? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? […]
RADIO FREE AMERIKA #1
Set in 2020, Radio Free Amerika chronicles the story of DJ Mose B., a young African-American man living in a refugee camp along the Canadian border following the overthrow of the United […]
WARGOD #1
Wargod is resurrected and sent to Earth to continue his age old conflict with the nefarious god Sutekh and protect all of mankind from any impending evil. Written by George T. Singley […]
THE M-CITY DEFENDER #1
Franklin Avery and his wife Gwendolyn were both decorated agents on the Meta City special crimes unit. When a case of national importance turns tragic, Gwendolyn is killed and Frank is severely […]
SEXUAL MATRIX
Written and directed by Udo Blass, this film stars Jay Stewart (aka Jason Schnuit) as Ken Ashbrook, a college professor who wants to research human sexuality, and has created a device he […]
VESCELL
The International Company known as Vescell specializes in what is commonly known as ‘Vtrans’, the transferring of a person’s mind and spirit from one body into another. Former Icarus City Detective, Mauricio […]
MASSIVELY EFFECTIVE #1
A superhero buddy story wrapped up in a love letter to old school comics and cartoons.Massively Effective is the story of two best friends, who started out as arch enemies, named Mass […]
BIG BOOBS AT THE PROM
Prom night turned out to be a bust for a high school senior who claims she was denied entry because of the size of her breasts. Brittany Minder of Silverdale, Wash. came […]
M.I.L.F. MAGNET #1
You know the kind of guy we’re talking about. It’s not his fault; he just attracts women like nobody’s business-with catastrophic results! After a magical accident during a fight with a supervillain, […]
ORLANDO SHAW: DEADBEAT DAD (& his 14 Deadbeat Baby Mamas)
by Nick Beres NASHVILLE, Tenn. – It is one of Metro’s most expensive child support cases and the father in question considers himself to be quite the ladies man. “I was young […]
THE DEEP: THE VANISHING ISLAND
When an island is ‘completely not hit by a tsunami’, a new investigation begins for the daring aquanauts, the Nekton family. Danger, secrets, peril, ancient messages, shocking revelations, and the first word […]
