TAIMIE HANNUM

This episode, written by George Ayvas and directed by R. Lord, stars John McCafferty as Jason, a newspaper reporter. We learn that he was in a relationship that ended several months earlier, his last relationship ended, which left him heartbroken. Since then, he’s avoided real women and dating and instead has been engaging in a cyber sexting relationship with a woman he met online. Taking the premise of the softcore TV show The Pleasure Zone, he and this woman get online and sext each other, pretending that they’re together in a bedroom having sex for real, which we see acted out on screen.

Taimie Hannum plays Brittany, that women. The episode begins with Jason coming home from work one evening and immediately logging on to his computer, where Brittany is already “waiting” for him, and we get a hot sex scene of the two of them in a bedroom.

Danny Pape plays Randy, Jason’s editor. He chides Jason over his obsession with Brittany, insisting that he should get out and meet real women. But then he gives Jason his next assignment: to interview and write a story on Lady Chatterley (Shauna O’Brien) and her business and lifestyle. It’s a story Randy had been wanting to do for years, but Lady Chatterley wasn’t interested until now, as she’s impressed with Jason’s writing and specifically requested him to do this story. So Jason is booked to spend a weekend after Lady Chatterley’s mansion. Jason’s excited about the assignment and then gets back online with Brittany, and they have cyber sex again. afterward, he tells her about the interview, and Brittany proposes going to Lady Chatterley’s mansion too, so they can finally meet in person. Jason says he’s not allowed to bring a guess unless it’s a photographer, and, coincidentally, it turns out that she is. So it’s a deal!

Things take an odd turn story-wise when Jason gets to Lady Chatterley’s mansion. When Jason steps inside, Lady Chatterley calls out to him, and he goes to her room, where she greets him, getting out of the bathtub from the adjacent bathroom. Jason’s embarrassed as she stands up buck naked in front of him, but she’s totally casual about it and simply asks him to hand her towel, which he does. She then tells him that Brittany is already there and that she has them staying together in the same room. Although Jason wants to meet her immediately, Lady Chatterley tells him that she’s got some other guest giving Brittany a tour, and she wants to show Jason around first and get started on the interview before he goes to meet Brittany.

Jarod Carey plays Ross, the other guest. We see him walking with Brittany, and they hit it off. When he takes her to her bedroom, she invites him inside, and they have sex.

Later, when Jason gets to their bedroom, he’s surprised to see Brittany in her bra and panties, with Ross wearing only a towel. Jason angrily leaves the room, but later he and Brittany meet again to talk, where she tries to defend herself by saying that the two of them aren’t in an actual relationship and she had told him she’s not interested in anything serious, and just wants to keep it casual.

Amazingly, she even tries to convince him to stay in the room with her so they can finally have real sex, as if she really can’t understand why he’d be made that on the very day that they’ve arranged to meet for the first time she bangs some other random dude. But Jason rejects that proposal.

The plot twist at the end is that Lady Chatterley confesses to Jason that when she heard from Randy that Jason was bringing Brittany, she plotted to set her up with Ross because she wanted Jason for herself. The final scene has Lady Chatterley posing in lingerie as Jason takes pictures of her, and then they have sex. THE END.

Tamie Hannum is one of my favorite softcore actresses, so the three sex scenes with her are fantastic, and I also love Shauna O’Brien. Those two ladies make this one of my favorite episodes of this series.

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