MANDY FISHER

Written by Karen O’Hara and directed by Valerie Landsburg, this episode stars the voluptuous Mandy Fisher, one of my all-time favorite softcore actresses, despite not having as large a catalog of material as many others in the genre. But she’s an example of quality over quantity, I’ve never been disappointed by anything that she’s been in.

Mandy plays a woman named Monica, who calls into Veronica’s (Angela Nicholas) radio show to tell her about a weekend she experienced two years earlier. She and her husband Jimmy (Chris Prince) were a broke married couple living in a small apartment. They were both working a lot, trying to save money to buy a house. We see them one day when Jimmy comes home to find Monica naked in bed. He pulls her out and they have sex standing up against the wall. Despite the scene looking hot, and Monica appearing to be into it, when they finish Jimmy asks Monica if she had an orgasm, and she says “of course” but he says he can never tell because she’s always so quiet, but she says that it’s just the way she is. This is our first hint that something is off.

Laying in bed Jimmy reveals that he can’t make the trip they planned to go to Loughlin for the weekend, because he signed up to work overtime and they really need that extra money. Monica is disappointed, and Jimmy encourages him to take her friend Rita with her, so she can still have a relaxing weekend. T.J. Hart plays Rita, and the two ladies drive to Loughlin, where we see them sitting at a table in a casino playing poker against two men (Noah Shan and Josephy Drago). The ladies distract the men by being a little flirty with each other, Rita reaches over and lightly caresses Monica’s chest, and the ladies lean in real close as if they’re about to kiss each other, but stop.

One of the men fantasizes that the ladies continue and we get a short fantasy sequence where they start making out, then Rita opens Monica’s shirt and leans her back on the table, and starts kissing her breasts, then she pulls off Monica’s pants and starts to go down on her. The fantasy breaks and the ladies win the game, taking away $635 in chips.

Back at their motel room, where they have to share one bed, Monica takes a shower and masturbates in there. When she comes out of the room in just a towel, she begins rubbing lotion on her legs. Rita offers to rub some on her back and then gives her a full body massage, where Monica lays face down naked on the bed as Rita (who’s wearing just a t-shirt and panties) rubs her back and ass, before having her turn around on her back. As Rita rubs her front, they discuss Monica’s sex life, where Monica reveals that while she enjoys her sex life with Jimmy, it’s usually pretty quick as he’s raring to go as soon as he starts touching her and then it’s over 5 minutes later. She’s not even sure if she’s really ever had an orgasm or not. So Rita offers to show her.

Rita begins by kissing the inside of Monica’s leg, kissing her way up to her breasts, and then kissing her on the mouth. She takes her t-shirt off and rubs her breasts against Monica’s while kissing her again, and then making her way back down between her legs. She eats Monica out, drawing it out until Monica finally cums, ending with both ladies kissing while rubbing their naked bodies together. It’s a very hot scene, that only could have been better if it had some reciprocal action from Monica on Rita.

Monica goes home to Jimmy, who’s ready to get busy, but she insists that they go out to celebrate first. When they get back, she’s ready for sex, telling Jimmy that Rita taught her some things that weekend. This being softcore, of course Jimmy is not upset to hear that his wife just cheated on him with another woman, he’s turned on, and they have sex, with her showing him how to slow down and draw it out this time. And, apparently, they lived happily ever after.

Much credit to director Landsburg, she knew exactly how to focus the camera on Mandy Fisher’s curves in every scene she’s in, and this makes it one of my favorite Best Sex Ever Episodes. Chacebook rating: FIVE STARS

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