SYREN

Written by Karen O’Hara and directed by Chris Tudor, This episode stars the sultry adult film star Syren, who, in her second appearance in this series, plays a new character (although, coincidentally, in both episodes, she has lesbian sex in a restaurant bathroom).

This time, Syren plays Sonia, who calls into Veronica’s (Angela Nicholas) show to talk about a time that she found love when she wasn’t looking for or expecting it.

The story begins with her having dinner at a restaurant with her good friend and coworker Dan (James Bonn) and Dan’s girlfriend Suzanne (Monica Mayhem). Dan and Suzanne have been dating for two months, and this is her first time meeting Sonia. It comes up in conversation that Sonia is bisexual and recently ended a relationship with another woman, which Suzanna is clearly intrigued to hear, remarking that sometimes she wishes she could be more sexually adventurous.

The women leave Dan at the table and go to the ladies’s room to get their makeup fixed. Suzanne starts to question Sonia about being bisexual and the difference between having sex with women and with men, then finally asks if she can kiss her. Of course, this is softcore, where fidelity is a dirty word, so Sonia doesn’t hesitate to say yes, despite her supposed great friendship with Dan, and the ladies French kiss, then expose and caress each other’s bare breasts and take turns going down on each other.

They rejoin Dan at the table, and he’s ready to order dinner, but Suzanne suggests that instead, they all just go back to Dan’s place to order a pizza and have some drinks. Dan is confused by the suggestion but goes along with them. When they get to Dan’s place, the ladies get on the couch, and Suzanne has Sonia take her shoes off and lay down with her head in Suzanne’s lap. She tells Dan to start rubbing Sonia’s feet. Dan is a bit confused by this but goes along with it. This leads to Suzanna proposing a threesome, which Sonia is down for, and Dan is shocked but doesn’t hesitate for very long.

The threesome starts on the couch, with Sonia sitting in the middle as Dan and Suzanne kiss and caress her from each side. Sonia briefly goes down on Suzanne as Dan caresses Sonia’s ass. The two ladies, now completely naked, stand behind the couch, pressing their boobs together then. Sonia kisses her way down Suzanne’s body as Dan watches. Then Dan bangs Suzanne doggy style as Sonia stands to the side and feels Suzanne’s body. It ends with them back on the couch. Suzanne is lying down on her back as Sonia leans over her, and Dan bangs Sonia doggy style.

It’s one of the hottest softcore threesomes I’ve ever seen.

Cut to the next morning. Suzanne is lying naked on the couch. Dan wakes up and comes out in just his boxer shorts, talking about how turned on he still is from the previous night. He starts to initiate sex, and at first, she tries to put him off, saying she’s not in the mood yet, but he continues until she claims she’s ready, and they have sex on the couch. But while they’re doing it, we get several brief flashbacks showing that Suzanne is thinking about having sex with Sonia.

Sometime later, Sonia is having breakfast by herself at another restaurant when she is surprised to see Suzanne come in with a woman named Julia (Carlina Pop). While Julia goes to the lady’s room, Suzanne and Sonia briefly talk as Suzanne admits that she’s “exploring” her sexuality but insists that Dan will be cool with it. She invites Sonia to come over for lunch sometime. Then four days later Sonia arrives at Dan’s apartment, expecting to have lunch with him and Suzanne, but she finds Dan sitting alone on the couch, drinking. He tells her that Suzanne left him. Sonia then confesses that ever since their threesome, she’s been thinking about him, saying she felt a connection to him.  Dan admits that he felt the same thing (although there was no indication of that before), and the two of them have sex.

The episode ends with Syren telling Veronica that she and Dan have since gotten married, with Suzanne (who later moved to New York with Julia) serving as her Maid of Honor (that had to be an awkward wedding speech), so all’s well that ends well.

Syren alone is worth watching this episode for, but she and the marvelous Monica Mayhem together make this even more worth it. The four sex scenes are all top notch and it’s a decent, if a tad cliche, story. Chacebook rating: FIVE STARS

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