Kim Sill

Written by R. Lord and directed by George Ayvas, this episode stars Kim Sill, then known as Kim Dawson, as Sofia, and Vinnie Cannelli as her husband Tom. We open by watching the two of them having what looks like hot passionate sex on their bed. But then the next day we see Sofia at Lady Chatterley’s (Shauna O’Brien) mansion, where she confides that she’s never had an orgasm during sex, not with any of her past lovers nor with her husband. She said she enjoys it with Tom, but she always seems to “plateau” at a certain point and never goes further. So Lady Chatterley invites the two of them to spend the weekend with her, to see if she can help.

The next night we see Sofia and Tom at Lady Chatterley’s mansion, along with a woman named Helen (played by Holly Sampson) and some random man (who doesn’t have any dialog and is not named or credited for the episode). Everyone’s dressed in robes, as it’s said that they all just got out of a jacuzzi. Now it’s time for everyone to retire for the night. Helen leaves for her room, while Lady Chatterley asks Sofia to stay for a minute to talk, then Tom and the other man leave for their rooms.

Lady Chatterley asks Sofia if she’s ever had an orgasm while masturbating, but Sofia says that masturbation is “weird,” so she never does it. Saying Sofia can’t expect a man to be able to please if she doesn’t even know how to please. Lady Chatterley offers to help Sofia learn how to do it. Opening her own robe, Lady Chatterley has Sofia lean back against her breasts opens up Sofia’s robe, and proceeds to start caressing Sofia’s breasts and then reach down between her legs, eventually bringing Sofia to a realistic-looking orgasm.

At the same time, as Helen and Tom are going into their rooms, which are across the hall from each other. Helen asks Tom to come to her room to check out her foot which she says is hurting (since he’s a podiatrist), but that’s a pretext that leads to her convincing him to sit and watch as she sits in a chair and masturbates in front of him (opening her robe and baring her breasts, but keeping her panties on as she reaches between her legs).

The episode ends with Sofia and Tom meeting in their room where first they have sex in a bubble bath and then finish on the bed, and this time Sofia is clearly satisfied.

Despite having two of my favorite softcore actresses of that era (Shauna and Kim) in it, this episode wasn’t as hot as it could have been. I loved Kim’s two scenes with Vinnie, but the Kim/Shauna scene could have been much hotter. Even though Kim’s orgasm looked real enough, Shuana was clearly not actually doing anything with her fingers, so it was obviously fake. Thus I consider this a decent episode of this series, but not a classic. Chacebook rating: THREE STARS

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