Bravely laying their lives on the line! …(Unwittingly to uphold the ideals of a multi-billion-dollar private security corporation)…Quantum and Woody have blundered into a suicide mission! And if they make it out […]
SCORNED 2
You know Hollywood, if something works once, they have to try it again. 3 years after Scorned, this sequel was made. Written by Sean McGinly and directed by Rodney McDonald, this film […]
SCORNED
If they ever create an official Softcore Movies Hall of Fame, then Shannon Tweed would have to be the first actress inducted into it. She was making softcore films before the phrase […]
X #6
The city of Arcadia has a cancer of crime, and X is the surgeon. Now he’s turned his scalpel to the Dogs of War, a corrupt unit of violent narcotics officers . […]
HOTSHOT #2
It has been awhile since I reviewed THE ESSENTIAL HOTSHOT #1, the first of a 5-part series. Now I have gotten the 2nd issue, also from the creative team of Victor Dandridge […]
BRING THE THUNDER
Wayne Russell is an elite pararescue jumper in the Air Force serving in Afghanistan. He leads the most rigorously trained troops on the most dangerous missions into enemy territory. During a deadly […]
TWILIGHT VAMPS: LUST AT FIRST BITE
Another softcore horror thriller from Nicholas Medina (aka Fred Olen Ray). I’ve got two words for you: Vampire Strippers. If that doesn’t interest you, then just stop reading, this is clearly not […]
X #5
Disguised as harmless suburbanites, “the Rents” are actually psychotic assassins, determined to take their place at the top of Arcadia’s food chain. Leigh delivers X’s traditional warning . . . but ends […]
X #4
It’s a bloody showdown on Arcadia’s rooftops as X is assaulted by the pig- faced Berkshire, a maniac who can no longer feel physical pain! As Leigh fends off a swarm of […]
BIKINI FRANKENSTEIN
This 2010 film was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray, under his frequent pen-name, Nicholas Medina. The opening credits say “Based on the classic novel by Mary Shelley”, and IMDB lists […]
SCENES FROM A MALL
This 1991 film is my favorite Woody Allen movie that isn’t actually a “Woody Allen Movie.” By that I mean that Woody is strictly an actor in this film, he didn’t write […]
X#3
The vermin of Arcadia’s underworld chase Leigh into a literal urban maze. . .and what’s waiting at the end ain’t cheese! A revived Berkshire’s got a beautiful new face and an appetite […]