I don’t know how the heck I missed this film from Softcore/B-Movie maestro Jim Wynorski. It was released in 2015m but I just heard about it last week, and immediately looked it out to see it for myself.

This is around the time of such Wynorski films as Scared Topless, and as I said in my review of that film:

If you’re familiar with Wynosky’s softcore output in the second decade of the 2000’s, then I’m sure you know what to expect here: A short film (about an hour and 15 minutes) with a minimal plot filled with a cast of beautiful busty women and characters who take any opportunity to stop whatever they’re doing and have sex, which is filmed to fast techno-music, with a heavy emphasis on girl/girl action,  and where the actors tend to look directly at the camera when they’re finished.

And that’s what we’ve got here. Written by Jamie Grefe and David Zani, the film takes place entirely in a luxurious mansion, complete with a swimming pool and outdoor shower. This mansion is supposed to be the Malibu headquarters of the Shark Anamoly Center, which studies the behavior of sharks. The current research involves a new species of shark that is somehow emitting some kind of audio waves that increases the sexual activity of other sharks.

Yes, really.

Cindy Lucas and Christie Stevens play Justine and Lynn, who work at SAC (and apparently live there, too). Frankie Cullen, Bridgette B., and Aubrey Addams are Tom, Sarah, and Jessica, who arrive to join them in their research. But they’re waiting for a famous shark expert, Dr. Reginald Quivers, to arrive. He doesn’t show up until the next day, played by Danny Pape, and the research begins.

The next night, a woman named Donna (Loni Evans, who sadly died 2 years later) shows up at the door, claiming that her car broke down and she needs to use the phone to call for help, but then says no one can come to pick her up until the next day, so they let her stay over. Billy Chappell and Allie James play Donna’s friends who show up the next day, but then we find out that they’re all spies for some corporation that wants to steal Dr. Quivers’ work for some reason.

Drama!

In then in the dramatic third act, we find out the shark waves affect humans too, and it starts making everyone in the house super horny. Only Jessica, wearing headphones, is able to block out the shark waves and tries to find a way to stop it while everyone else is busy getting busy.

Without spoiling the story, let’s just say it has a happy ending.

Okay, nobody’s winning any Oscars here, but one thing I can give Wynorski credit for is picking a cast that can perform their roles with sincerity, regardless of the absurdity of the script.

Along the way, we get 12 sex scenes.
5 are G/G (Cindy Lucas/Christie Stevens, Loni Evans/Christie Stevens, Aubrey Addams/Bridgette B., Cindy Lucas/Aubrey Adams, Loni Evans/Cindy Lucas), 1 is G/G/G (Bridgette B./Christie Stevens,/Allie James), 4 are B/G (Aubrey Addams/Danny Pape, Allie James/Danny Pape, Cindy Lucas/Danny Pape, Aubrey Addams/Frankie Cullen) 1 is B/G/G (Frankie Cullen/Bridgette B./Aubrey Addams) and there’s a big group scene with everyone. Plus there’s Cindy Lucas in a solo shower scene.

It’s not one of Wynorski’s best films, but if you’re just watching it to skip forward to the sex scenes, I think you’ll be more than satisfied. Chacebook rating: FOUR STARS

Jason Majercik is selling this UNRATED DVD for $19.99. Email him at quinn_nash@hotmail.com for his softcore inventory list