NIKITA CASH

Written by Edward Gorsuch, April White, and Karen O’Hara, and directed by Valerie Landsburg, this episode opens with Veronica (Angela Nicholas) saying that tonight’s topic is about food and sex. A woman named Colette (Nikita Cash) calls in to tell Veronica about a night she experienced a year earlier.

Colette’s boyfriend Jason (Scott Anthony Gould) is an architect and was in the process of being considered for a position with a powerful new architectural firm. He and Colette have been invited to dinner with the head of the firm. As they’re walking to the restaurant they stop and are shocked to notice a man and woman (Eddie Jay and Syren) having sex outside against the wall out back. Colette and Jason both watch and get turned on, lightly caressing each other. When it’s over Colette is ready to cancel the dinner and go home to have sex but Jason presses on.

It’s a Japanese-based restaurant, with tables on the floor, and waitresses in kimonos. Richard Neil is Mr. Jenkins, the head of the firm. Colette and Jason meet him at their table, and it turns out that their waitress is the woman they saw outside (and the man she was with is the bartender). After some brief talk, Jason gets a phone call that he has to take and goes to another room while Colette is left with Mr. Jenkins. Colette tells Mr. Jenkins that she works as a sculptor, in particular, she likes sculpting nudes, men and women,  Some double-entendres are made, and Mr. Jenkins fantasizes about having sex with Colette right there on the table, in a hot sequence.

Mr. Jenkins snaps out of it when Jason returns, and they all order dinner. Then Colette has to go to the ladies’ room, where she runs into the waitress. After some mutual flirting, Colette and the waitress have sex in one of the hottest softcore lesbian scenes I’ve ever seen. This scene alone is worth watching this episode for.

Colette rejoins Jason and Mr. Jenkins for dinner, and in the end, Mr. Jenkins tells Jason that he’s hired.  As Colette and Jason leave they’re both so excited, and horny, that they go out back behind the restaurant and have sex up against the wall, and this time the waitress and bartender walk by and secretly watch them.

Back at the radio station, Colette tells Veronica that Jason proposed to her that night and they’ve been happy ever since.

Again, Syren’s presence makes this episode memorable, she was a hardcore star who always looked great when performing in softcore productions. Nikita Cash is also excellent in this, she’s another hardcore star whom I wished had appeared in more softcore.

Chacebook rating: FIVE STARS

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