Franklin Avery and his wife Gwendolyn were both decorated agents on the Meta City special crimes unit. When a case of national importance turns tragic, Gwendolyn is killed and Frank is severely […]
SEXUAL MATRIX
Written and directed by Udo Blass, this film stars Jay Stewart (aka Jason Schnuit) as Ken Ashbrook, a college professor who wants to research human sexuality, and has created a device he […]
VESCELL
The International Company known as Vescell specializes in what is commonly known as ‘Vtrans’, the transferring of a person’s mind and spirit from one body into another. Former Icarus City Detective, Mauricio […]
MASSIVELY EFFECTIVE #1
A superhero buddy story wrapped up in a love letter to old school comics and cartoons.Massively Effective is the story of two best friends, who started out as arch enemies, named Mass […]
BIG BOOBS AT THE PROM
Prom night turned out to be a bust for a high school senior who claims she was denied entry because of the size of her breasts. Brittany Minder of Silverdale, Wash. came […]
M.I.L.F. MAGNET #1
You know the kind of guy we’re talking about. It’s not his fault; he just attracts women like nobody’s business-with catastrophic results! After a magical accident during a fight with a supervillain, […]
ORLANDO SHAW: DEADBEAT DAD (& his 14 Deadbeat Baby Mamas)
by Nick Beres NASHVILLE, Tenn. – It is one of Metro’s most expensive child support cases and the father in question considers himself to be quite the ladies man. “I was young […]
THE DEEP: THE VANISHING ISLAND
When an island is ‘completely not hit by a tsunami’, a new investigation begins for the daring aquanauts, the Nekton family. Danger, secrets, peril, ancient messages, shocking revelations, and the first word […]
OUTWORLD: RETURN OF THE MASTER TEACHERS #1
They have been outlawed and hunted to the brink of extinction. The Diaspora, once devoted to peace and diversity, has become the Utopia, dedicated to war, subjugation and destruction. However, a rag […]
BYE, BYE, “CRAZY-EYES”!
Well, well, 4-term congresswoman, and failed Presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann has announced that she will not seek re-election next year. I guess she got bored with voting to repeal Obamacare 37 […]
FIERCE
Jonathan Fierce, a profiler for the FBI gifted with psychic abilities, failed to stop an explosion which has just killed his team of fellow agents, the only real family he’s ever had. […]
BLACKEST TERROR #1 and THOR: UNKILLABLE THUNDER CHRIST #1
The Blackest Terror is a pioneer in what sociologists have dubbed ‘the super hero subculture,’ a collection of racial and social minorities who feel underserved by the mainstream legal system and have […]
BIKINI AIRWAYS
This film was on the B-side of the DVD for BIKINI CHAIN GANG, which I reviewed yesterday. It was also written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). It opens […]
BIKINI CHAIN GANG
This 2005 Women In Prison film was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina), and it wastes no time in getting to exactly what you want to see when […]
BIKINI GIRLS FROM THE LOST PLANET
Directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina), who also co-wrote it (along with Brett Kelly, David A. Lloyd, & Jeff O’Brien), this 2006 film features Rebecca Love as Queen Morgana, of […]
REMEMBER M.C. BRAINS (AKA M.C. BRAINZ AKA BRAINZ DAVIS)?
This post is sort of inspired by the tragic death of former Kris Kross member Chris Kelly earlier this month. It got me thinking about other “one-hit-wonders” from the 1990’s, and what […]
THE FIRST FAMILY (the T.V. series)
I just happened to catch an episode of THE FIRST FAMILY, which is a new original syndicated TV show. I’ve looked it up and see that it’s produced by Byron Allen and […]
PLEASURECRAFT
This 1999 softcore film was written by Louise Dunkirk and directed by Franklin A. Vallette. It’s an unspecified time in the future where a 5-man crew is on the “Galactic Alliance Cargo […]
THE SEX MONSTER
This is a comedy film from 1999. It was written and directed by Mike Binder, who plays Marty Barnes. As the film opens, he is happily married to his wife, Laura (Mariel […]
Pilot Season: Genius #1
Alexander, Hannibal, Napoleon, Patton. What if the greatest military mind of OUR generation was born in strife, surrounded by violence and combat since birth? When the gauntlet is dropped, the question isn’t […]
SUPER BRAWL: CRONUS VS. BLACK CLOUD
Cronus vs. Black Cloud is the brief story of Cronus’ encounter with a new possibly unstoppable Super Villain. The Story So Far…. For the better part of the Twentieth Century, the nations […]
THE BREASTFORD WIVES
Written and directed by Jim Wynorski, this 2007 film stars Frankie Cullen and Glori-Anne Gilbert was married couple Rob and Laura who, as the film opens, are driving to their new home […]
VASION
An ancient curse from the past is feasting on a special race of people known as the “Enforce Race”. Why are these people dying and why have they been chosen? Now (present […]
THREE ONE-SHOT COMIC-BOOKS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ
Seeing as how popular my 13 Comics To Read in 2013- Chacebook Edition post continues to be (its gotten even more hits since it went live than my posts about Rick Olney), […]
HOUSE ON HOOTER HILL
This is a 2007 softcore film written and directed by Jim Wynorski, under the pseudonym H.R. Blueberry. It’s using the same house in the woods that Wynorski used in other films he […]
DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra (Brandin Rackley) and her beautiful bodyguard (Jazy Berlin) flee to a strange alien planet…Earth! Pursued there by the evil Empress (Christine Nguyen) and her henchwoman, […]
BUSTY HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
Not to be confused with the “Reality” TV series, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, this 2012 film was written by Dean McKendrick and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina). […]
HOUSEWIVES FROM ANOTHER WORLD
This 2010 film was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray, but I only just found out about it recently, after seeing the trailer for it on a dvd for another Retromedia […]
SCREWING THE SUPERHERO by Rebecca Royce
Wendy Warner is a bit of an oddball. Raised in an orphanage, she has found solace and friendship by watching the television show, Space Adventures, and participating in fan clubs related to […]
CHAMPION OF CHILDREN VOL. 1: I’M KNOWN AS THE CHAMP
Written and Illustrated by Ghostwerks Comics, Like Voltron, Is Formed By Five People With Madd Skillz! Corance Davis, Samax Randolph, Mike Lagocki, Mario Cauley, And Khalid Robertson. Standard Sized Trade Paperback Black […]
