So…two superheroes, a clone, and a goat move into a junior two-bedroom…As a totally questionable romance blossoms between Woody and his runaway science experiment girlfriend, Eric finds himself quickly rising through the […]
QUANTUM AND WOODY #6
Bravely laying their lives on the line! …(Unwittingly to uphold the ideals of a multi-billion-dollar private security corporation)…Quantum and Woody have blundered into a suicide mission! And if they make it out […]
SCORNED 2
You know Hollywood, if something works once, they have to try it again. 3 years after Scorned, this sequel was made. Written by Sean McGinly and directed by Rodney McDonald, this film […]
SCORNED
If they ever create an official Softcore Movies Hall of Fame, then Shannon Tweed would have to be the first actress inducted into it. She was making softcore films before the phrase […]
X #6
The city of Arcadia has a cancer of crime, and X is the surgeon. Now he’s turned his scalpel to the Dogs of War, a corrupt unit of violent narcotics officers . […]
HOTSHOT #2
It has been awhile since I reviewed THE ESSENTIAL HOTSHOT #1, the first of a 5-part series. Now I have gotten the 2nd issue, also from the creative team of Victor Dandridge […]
BRING THE THUNDER
Wayne Russell is an elite pararescue jumper in the Air Force serving in Afghanistan. He leads the most rigorously trained troops on the most dangerous missions into enemy territory. During a deadly […]
TWILIGHT VAMPS: LUST AT FIRST BITE
Another softcore horror thriller from Nicholas Medina (aka Fred Olen Ray). I’ve got two words for you: Vampire Strippers. If that doesn’t interest you, then just stop reading, this is clearly not […]
X #5
Disguised as harmless suburbanites, “the Rents” are actually psychotic assassins, determined to take their place at the top of Arcadia’s food chain. Leigh delivers X’s traditional warning . . . but ends […]
X #4
It’s a bloody showdown on Arcadia’s rooftops as X is assaulted by the pig- faced Berkshire, a maniac who can no longer feel physical pain! As Leigh fends off a swarm of […]
BIKINI FRANKENSTEIN
This 2010 film was written and directed by Fred Olen Ray, under his frequent pen-name, Nicholas Medina. The opening credits say “Based on the classic novel by Mary Shelley”, and IMDB lists […]
SCENES FROM A MALL
This 1991 film is my favorite Woody Allen movie that isn’t actually a “Woody Allen Movie”. By that I mean that Woody is strictly an actor in this film, he didn’t write […]
X#3
The vermin of Arcadia’s underworld chase Leigh into a literal urban maze. . .and what’s waiting at the end ain’t cheese! A revived Berkshire’s got a beautiful new face and an appetite […]
X #2
X has a bone to pick with Arcadia’s political kingmaker Berkshire, and the two share some “face time.” Meanwhile, Leigh’s online exposé attracts some murderously angry readers. “FACE TIME” Picking up right […]
BRAINWASHED by M.C. BRAINZ
In 1996 M.C. Brains, now calling himself M.C. Brainz (if the original name stood for Bringing Raps And Instrumentals Non-Stop, I don’t know what the “z” stood for…), released the follow-up album […]
DARK PASSION aka VIPERS
This 1998 film, written by Artie Kemper and directed by Eric Gibson, was credited as Dark Passion when I first saw it on TV and recorded it, but it’s listed as Vipers […]
TESTING THE LIMITS
T his 1998 film, written by Paul Sinor and directed by Brigitte Berman, is one of my longtime favorite softcore films for three reasons. It stars softcore veteran Brandy Davis, who […]
MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY
Woody Allen directed this 1993 comedy film, which he co-wrote with Marshall Brickman. In it, he and Diane Keaton played a longtime married couple, Larry and Carol Lipton. Jerry Adler and Lynn […]
X #1
The enigmatic vigilante X has shattered Arcadia’s criminal triumvirate, the Three Pigs, and fixed his eye on an even tougher target. But with the police department AND the crime establishment teamed up […]
X #0
Three crime lords in the decaying city of Arcadia have received photographic death sentences from the mysterious “X Killer.” Their cunning defenses won’t stop Arcadia’s vigilante from making sure each one of […]
LOVERS LANE by M.C. BRAINS
I’ve noticed from my blog stats that my post REMEMBER M.C. BRAINS? continues to be one of my most-viewed posts, getting several new hits a day, almost 8 months after it was […]
NEVER ENDING #3
It’s all down to this: the driven-yet-demented hero Chuck Baxter versus mortality and his own superpowers! Can evil scientist Archibald McCrae achieve his life’s goal and kill the earth’s only unkillable man? […]
MARTIN LUTHER KING AND THE MONTGOMERY STORY
I saw this on Comixology and it was only $1.99, so I thought, what the Hell, this is the perfect comic to review to kick off Black History Month, right? The opening […]
TARZEENA, QUEEN OF KONG ISLAND
Also known (according to IMDB) as Tarzeena, Jiggle In The Jungle, this 2008 film from Retromedia was written by Cryus Nickelby and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the name Nicholas Medina). […]
THE GREAT BIKINI BOWLING BASH
Retromedia presents this latest softcore extravaganza from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Sophia Bella stars as Candy, who lives in a small town and owns a bowling alley that she inherited from her […]
BLACK DYNAMITE #1
HE’S A POWDER KEG OF BLACK FURY THAT’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE! The baddest kung-fu cat to ever appear on screen is coming to comics so you suckers better duck! Former CIA agent, […]
SKYMAN #1
After an embarrassing defeat at the hands of Captain Midnight, a drunken Skyman accidentally kills an innocent man! Needing a new face for their initiative ASAP, the Skyman Program turns to US […]
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK)
I’ve decided to add a category here for me to periodically review all of my favorite Woody Allen films. Because fuck you, that’s why. This is one of the first (if not […]
THE COMPLETE LINDA LOVELACE by Eric Danville
This book was recommended to me by LAINIE SPEISER, an author whose book CONFESSIONS OF THE HUNDRED HOTTEST PORN STARS, I reviewed here last October. This book, described as “the essential […]
WARGOD #3
Wargod Captured! Can The United bend him to their will? Well, this is pretty darn late. To refresh your memory, last June I reviewed WARGOD #1 and then in September I reviewed […]
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