Everyone in Arcadia knows: commit a crime, and sooner or later X will come for you. But how to get his attention if you want to die right now? And what if […]
THE SECRET DESIRES OF A HOUSEWIFE
This 2002 film was written by Anora Leachim and directed by Francis Locke. It stars Beverly Lynne Meadows (back when she was just Beverly Lynne) as Cindy who just eloped with David […]
X #8
Ruidoso and his partners have Leigh safely in custody, but Lt. Setter and his Dogs of War will stoop to any low to snatch her away. The struggle within the police force […]
UNDERCOVER (aka Undercover Heat)
This is another softcore thriller from Axis Films International, whose 1990’s films I’ve reviewed before. They were one of the best softcore studios of their day. This 1995 film starred Athena Massey, […]
X #7
The manipulative Lt. Setter has charged rookie Ruidoso and a team of other honest cops with capturing X, knowing that X’s code won’t let him fight back lethally. As X battles the […]
IMPRISONED PRINCE by Meg Harris
This book from Meg Harris is a sci-fi story. It begins in outer space, as Prince Barrat of the planet Terra (which is implied to be Earth, about 600 years in the […]
SUPER BRAWL 2: VALIANT VS. RIPPER
Two soldiers at war. Both American. Both super human. Both determined to wipe the other off the face of the Earth! Will today bring an end to their long rivalry? Following up […]
ANNIE HALL
I took my time getting to this one, as it’s probably Woody’s most famous film and therefor has already been reviewed and written about by hundreds of writers who are better than […]
GRIMM FAIRY TALES: GODSTORM HERCULES PAYNE #1
Andre Payne grew up on the mean streets of south central LA where he learned early on that only the toughest survive. And survival meant joining one of the ruthless gangs that […]
LAQUAN “NOTES OF A NATIVE SON”
I’m going Old School again, with another rap album from back in the day that, for whatever reason, didn’t get the hype it deserved. Notes of A Native son is the debut […]
LOLITA FROM INTERSTELLAR SPACE
This is the latest “science fiction” softcore film from writer/director Dean McKendrick. It’s actually credited as “Based on the classic tale by Jules Verne”, though I have no idea what tale they’re […]
DIARY OF SEDUCTION
I picked up this film on a DVD double-feature, which includes the film Undercover Sex, which I reviewed yesterday. This 2002 film is written by Steve Martel and directed by Woquini Adams. […]
UNDERCOVER SEX
I picked up this double-feature DVD recently. I’d seen both films years ago on cable, and was glad to have the chance to get them both on this on DVD and give […]
COURTNEY ANN SANFORD IS DEAD (should I care?)
32 year old Courtney Ann Sanford died last month, on April 23rd. I heard about this death when I read it this article on Gawker: Woman Dies in Car Crash While Posting […]
MORE MODERN-DAY MINSTRELS
First off, allow me to quote myself: I personally think the Real Housewives of Atlanta are already so much worse. Seeing these grown women, mostly in their late 30′s and early 40′s, […]
BODY OF INFLUENCE
This 1993 film is from Axis Films International, the premier producer of erotic thrillers in the 1990’s. Written by David P. Schreiber and directed by Axis co-owner Gregory Dark (as Gregory […]
PRIVATE OBSESSION
I’ve written before that, in my opinion, Shannon Whirry is the hottest actress to ever appear in softcore films. She appeared in a string of smoking hot films throughout the 1990’s, including […]
RAW LIKE SUSHI by Neneh Cherry
Neneh Cherry…the reason why I love British Black women. Raw Like Sushi is her debut album, released on Virgin Records in 1989. Neneh was probably the first artist who sang and rapped […]
SKYMAN #4
Fighting for his life thousands of feet above the ground, Skyman faces off against the people who made him a hero—and if he fails, he falls! Literally! They tried to make the […]
SLEEPER
I think this is the first Woody Allen film that I ever watched. It was either this or Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask). Either […]
E.P.I.C. #1: The Alpha Strand
Here’s a new title from Dark City Comics. Written by Lonnie Lowe Jr. (who also lettered the comic), it tells the story of the superhero called E.P.I.C., which stands for Earth’s Protector […]
SKYMAN #3
After a violent clash with his handlers, Skyman’s at odds with the agents of the program that created him-and now he needs to fight his way out of dangerous airspace into friendlier […]
WOMEN WITH TATTOOS
Someone asked me recently what I think of women with tattoos. First, I want to make it clear that I’m strictly talking about physical appearance here. I’m speaking as a heterosexual man […]
CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS
This 1989 Woody Allen film features two separate stories, that seemingly have nothing in common, running concurrently. One story features Woody as Cliff Stern, a struggling filmmaker and documentarian who hasn’t had […]
ATOMIC HOTEL EROTICA
Another new softcore cinema sensation, from the mind of writer/director Dean McKendrick. The main stars are two married couples. There’s Jason (Frankie Dell) and Elena (Sophia Bella), who have been married a […]
STACKED RACKS FROM MARS
Another softcore sci-fi thriller from the mind of Dean McKendrick. Erika Jordan and Christie Stevens stars as Vala 27 and Isis 15, a couple of aliens who are coming to Earth to […]
QUANTUM AND WOODY #8
Quantum and Woody vs. Magnum Security…for all the marbles! Who would have suspected that Quantum’s employer Mr. Magnum and his private security firm were up to no good? So now the would-be […]
SKYMAN #2
Still trying to overcome his fear of flying after a plane crash that nearly killed him, Sgt. Eric Reid doesn’t have time for PTSD as the new Skyman! The superhero’s life isn’t […]
TITAN, THE ULTRA MAN #1
Responding to a fire at ATL (Advanced Technologies Laboratory), Marcus is inside performing a rescue of laboratory personnel when an experimental device that taps into stellar energies and harnesses the power of […]
BUSTY TWINS DOUBLE FEATURE
Busty Twins is another Jim Wynorski softcore masterpiece, written under his alias Thaddeus Wickwire and directed under his other alias H.R. Blueberry, for who knows what reason. Originally released in 2005 under […]
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