This 1991 film is my favorite Woody Allen movie that isn’t actually a “Woody Allen Movie”. By that I mean that Woody is strictly an actor in this film, he didn’t write […]
X#3
The vermin of Arcadia’s underworld chase Leigh into a literal urban maze. . .and what’s waiting at the end ain’t cheese! A revived Berkshire’s got a beautiful new face and an appetite […]
X #2
X has a bone to pick with Arcadia’s political kingmaker Berkshire, and the two share some “face time.” Meanwhile, Leigh’s online exposé attracts some murderously angry readers. “FACE TIME” Picking up right […]
BRAINWASHED by M.C. BRAINZ
In 1996 M.C. Brains, now calling himself M.C. Brainz (if the original name stood for Bringing Raps And Instrumentals Non-Stop, I don’t know what the “z” stood for…), released the follow-up album […]
DARK PASSION aka VIPERS
This 1998 film, written by Artie Kemper and directed by Eric Gibson, was credited as Dark Passion when I first saw it on TV and recorded it, but it’s listed as Vipers […]
TESTING THE LIMITS
T his 1998 film, written by Paul Sinor and directed by Brigitte Berman, is one of my longtime favorite softcore films for three reasons. It stars softcore veteran Brandy Davis, who […]
MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY
Woody Allen directed this 1993 comedy film, which he co-wrote with Marshall Brickman. In it, he and Diane Keaton played a longtime married couple, Larry and Carol Lipton. Jerry Adler and Lynn […]
X #1
The enigmatic vigilante X has shattered Arcadia’s criminal triumvirate, the Three Pigs, and fixed his eye on an even tougher target. But with the police department AND the crime establishment teamed up […]
X #0
Three crime lords in the decaying city of Arcadia have received photographic death sentences from the mysterious “X Killer.” Their cunning defenses won’t stop Arcadia’s vigilante from making sure each one of […]
LOVERS LANE by M.C. BRAINS
I’ve noticed from my blog stats that my post REMEMBER M.C. BRAINS? continues to be one of my most-viewed posts, getting several new hits a day, almost 8 months after it was […]
NEVER ENDING #3
It’s all down to this: the driven-yet-demented hero Chuck Baxter versus mortality and his own superpowers! Can evil scientist Archibald McCrae achieve his life’s goal and kill the earth’s only unkillable man? […]
MARTIN LUTHER KING AND THE MONTGOMERY STORY
I saw this on Comixology and it was only $1.99, so I thought, what the Hell, this is the perfect comic to review to kick off Black History Month, right? The opening […]
TARZEENA, QUEEN OF KONG ISLAND
Also known (according to IMDB) as Tarzeena, Jiggle In The Jungle, this 2008 film from Retromedia was written by Cryus Nickelby and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the name Nicholas Medina). […]
THE GREAT BIKINI BOWLING BASH
Retromedia presents this latest softcore extravaganza from writer/director Dean McKendrick. Sophia Bella stars as Candy, who lives in a small town and owns a bowling alley that she inherited from her […]
BLACK DYNAMITE #1
HE’S A POWDER KEG OF BLACK FURY THAT’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE! The baddest kung-fu cat to ever appear on screen is coming to comics so you suckers better duck! Former CIA agent, […]
SKYMAN #1
After an embarrassing defeat at the hands of Captain Midnight, a drunken Skyman accidentally kills an innocent man! Needing a new face for their initiative ASAP, the Skyman Program turns to US […]
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK)
I’ve decided to add a category here for me to periodically review all of my favorite Woody Allen films. Because fuck you, that’s why. This is one of the first (if not […]
THE COMPLETE LINDA LOVELACE by Eric Danville
This book was recommended to me by LAINIE SPEISER, an author whose book CONFESSIONS OF THE HUNDRED HOTTEST PORN STARS, I reviewed here last October. This book, described as “the essential […]
WARGOD #3
Wargod Captured! Can The United bend him to their will? Well, this is pretty darn late. To refresh your memory, last June I reviewed WARGOD #1 and then in September I reviewed […]
OSSESSIONE FATALE
This is one bizarre film. It’s ostensibly about rape and kidnapping. Except if you were to ask most heterosexual men how would they feel about being kept as a sex slave to […]
CONFESSIONS OF A LAP DANCER
This 1997 film was Helen Haxton and directed by Mike Sedan. It stars Blake Pickett, under the name Josie Hunter, as Erica. She’s an ex-drug addict who now works as a […]
SEX, SECRETS, AND LIES 2 (aka “Wicked Temptations”)
This 2002 film was written by Thomas K. Nash & directed by Eric Gibson stars softcore screen legend Monique Parent (using the screen name Scarlet Johansing, as she’s done in a few […]
SEX, SECRETS, AND LIES (aka “Passion Before Midnight”)
Alright, time to start the new year off with what I’m most known for here on Chacebook, another softcore film review! I saw this on Cinemax back in 2003, where it aired […]
JURY DUTY. JURY DUTY? JURY DUTY!
So I got the little jury summons today. Well, not exactly a summons, just the registration, which is always the first step towards a summons. You’re supposed to fill out this form, […]
CHACEBOOK: 2013 IN REVIEW
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about […]
NEVER ENDING #2
Evil genius Archibald Crane’s goal has been to kill the seemingly immortal hero Charles “Chuck” Baxter-and now, shockingly, it’s Chuck’s goal, too! Earth’s only superhero makes a devastating deal with the devil, […]
NEVER ENDING #1
Fighting crime isn’t superhero Charles Baxter’s main problem-it’s fighting time! Trapped for decades in a superpowered body that never ages but is now driving him insane, Chuck’s only hope for a “permanent […]
ROB LIEFELD’S SANTA THE BARBARIAN
Okay, it’s a little late for Christmas, but someone mentioned this on Facebook recently, and I knew I had a copy of this somewhere, and so I dug it out to give […]
WATSON AND HOLMES #6
When a prominent politician’s wife ends up dead at the base of the George Washington Bridge, NYPD’s Lt. Stroud knows she needs the best to find the people responsible quietly. Watson and […]
WATSON AND HOLMES #5
For several months, newborn infants have been found in trash dumpsters around New York City’s five boroughs. Is it mere coincidence…? A sinister, deeper pattern…? And if it happens to be either […]
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