Eric and Woody have had their lives turned upside down. What do you do when the most annoying person in your life is also the only thing keeping you alive? You move […]
THE PRO
Just when you think GARTH ENNIS has gone too far, just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets, just when you thought no one would go near the idea […]
HERO 9 TO 5 #6: QUIETUS
How will Thunder Woman get her groceries when she runs into Lash Lady at the store? Just what is in Mental Lady’s coffee? Who is Elliot Travers and what is his link […]
HERO 9 TO 5 #5: QUIETUS
The “Lone Knight” returns from the pages of Hero: 9 to 5, but how will The Loner, and the finest men and women that publicly funded super hero protection can supply, cope […]
HERO 9 TO 5
What if being a super hero was just like any other job? What if you fell in love with your arch enemy? What if your sidekick had a crush on you? Meet […]
THE EXES
Man, TV is quite the wasteland these days. I’ve already bemoaned horrible shows like THE FIRST FAMILY and MR. BOX OFFICE, and I just caught two episodes of this show, airing on […]
TRICK ‘R TREAT (the comic-book)
This graphic novel will keep you quivering with fear! Halloween has always been a night of tricks and treats, but this year, it’s nothing but a cornucopia of tricks as werewolves, demons, […]
HARLOTS OF THE CARIBBEAN aka Bikini Pirates
According to IMBD, this film was originally released in 2006 as Bikini Pirates, but Retromedia has retitled it and released on DVD as Harlots of The Caribbean. I guess to cash […]
MR. BOX OFFICE
Ugh, there’s nothing good on TV during the weekends. I’ve heard of this show, and just stopped on it today. I know it’s produced by Bryon Allen, as a companion show to […]
CONFESSIONS OF THE HUNDRED HOTTEST PORN STARS
Intimate, Funny, Outrageous, Sexy, Instructional, and Shocking Tell-Alls from the Biggest Names in The Biz Believe it or not, I didn’t buy this book myself. It was given to me earlier this […]
GRACE RANDOLPH’S SUPURBIA, VOL. 1: POWER COUPLES
What goes down when the capes come off? Meet the Real Housewives of Earth’s greatest super-team, the Meta Legion! It’s the egos, the tantrums, and the betrayals of the super set. Find […]
Strippers From Another World (aka “WILD WOMEN”)
Here’s another ostensibly “sci-fi” softcore film from Retromedia, written and directed by Dean McKendrick, and utilizing the same cast he would later use in INTERGALACTIC SWINGERS (I got both DVD’s at the […]
THE BIG BUST THEORY (aka “The Super Sex Program”)
This film has been airing on cable as The Super Sex Program, but is released on DVD under the title The Big Bust Theory. But if you buy the DVD expecting […]
INTERGALACTIC SWINGERS
This sci-fi softcore movie was written and directed by Dean McKendrick, and released last month by Retromedia. I happened to notice in the opening credits that it listed someone named Buzz […]
CLOSE ENOUGH TO TOUCH (aka La Chica de al Lado)
I had to get a Spanish import DVD of this film, to make sure I got the unrated version. It cost a bit more, because it was worth it, because you […]
MUHAMMAD ALI’S GREATEST FIGHT
I finally got a chance to watch this film today. I wasn’t sure if I was going to bother, but I’m home today and, well, there’s really nothing good on TV on […]
QUANTUM & WOODY #4
The staggering first appearance of…the Goat! Bitterly divided and hopelessly outgunned, Quantum and Woody are getting torn apart! Literally! Can they get their #$@% together before being shredded to atoms by the […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #5
Time is running out on Ariana’s CIA mission – literally! There’s a nuclear bomb to defuse and the ultimate party to attend. Decisions, decisions… So…as per the ending of the last issue, […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #4
Ariana’s two worlds have now officially collided! Her life in shambles because of her cover story, Ari gets a surprise from her mother than may prevent her from taking part in her […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #3
Celebutante Ariana Von Holmberg is in over her head chasing a lead during her first mission as a secret agent for the CIA. Will her training save her from jihadists out for […]
THE NAKED DETECTIVE
This is an old softcore classic, originally released back in 1996. Written by Ken Dashow, who also has a small but significant role in the film, and directed by Ernest G. Sauer […]
JIN PRESENTS THE EMCEE’S PROPERGANDA
M.C. Jin (also known as Jin, The Emcee, Jin The Emcee, and Jin Au-Yeung) is one of the best and must underrated rappers in the world. His claim to fame was participating […]
SEXUAL WITCHCRAFT
I had to get this film, just based on the two women on the cover. Christine Nguyen is one of the best softcore actresses I’ve even seen. She always does an excellent […]
DJANE-GO UNTAMED (aka “Bikini Round-Up”)
Written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (credited as Nicholas Medina), this 2005 film was originally called Bikini Round-Up, but renamed and released on DVD as Djane-Go Untamed, in an obvious attempt […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #2
Ariana’s test mission might have not have gone as smoothly as planned but her handlers at the CIA are running out of time to stop a weapons deal that could have grave […]
BIKINI WARRIORS (aka “Knock Outs”)
This film, written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the name Nicholas Medina), was originally titled Knock Outs, but has renamed and released on DVD as Bikini Warriors, for no apparent […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #1
Ariana Von Holmberg is an heiress with a secret. But what she’s hiding isn’t a sex tape or a drug addiction or an affair with a professional golfer – it’s a new […]
MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
I recently had a chance to rewatch this movie, and was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. I saw it when it first came out in 2006, but it didn’t really […]
RAHEEM THE INVINCIBLE
Following up on last night’s post, I was a huge fan of Raheem’s first album when it came out in 1988, but then he disappeared. I tried looking him up for info, […]
RAHEEM THE VIGILANTE
I notice that the blog I posted back in May about M.C. BRAINS continues to multiple new hits, all these months later. It got my thinking about other little-known rappers from back […]
