Time is running out on Ariana’s CIA mission – literally! There’s a nuclear bomb to defuse and the ultimate party to attend. Decisions, decisions… So…as per the ending of the last issue, […]
Chace Thibodeaux
Avid reader. Alleged writer. Aficianado of Erotica. SJW. Uppity Negro.
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #4
Ariana’s two worlds have now officially collided! Her life in shambles because of her cover story, Ari gets a surprise from her mother than may prevent her from taking part in her […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #3
Celebutante Ariana Von Holmberg is in over her head chasing a lead during her first mission as a secret agent for the CIA. Will her training save her from jihadists out for […]
THE NAKED DETECTIVE
This is an old softcore classic, originally released back in 1996. Written by Ken Dashow, who also has a small but significant role in the film, and directed by Ernest G. Sauer […]
JIN PRESENTS THE EMCEE’S PROPERGANDA
M.C. Jin (also known as Jin, The Emcee, Jin The Emcee, and Jin Au-Yeung) is one of the best and most underrated rappers in the world. His claim to fame was […]
SEXUAL WITCHCRAFT
I had to get this film, just based on the two women on the cover. Christine Nguyen is one of the best softcore actresses I’ve even seen. She always does an excellent […]
DJANE-GO UNTAMED (aka “Bikini Round-Up”)
Written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (credited as Nicholas Medina), this 2005 film was originally called Bikini Round-Up, but renamed and released on DVD as Djane-Go Untamed, in an obvious attempt […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #2
Ariana’s test mission might have not have gone as smoothly as planned but her handlers at the CIA are running out of time to stop a weapons deal that could have grave […]
BIKINI WARRIORS (aka “Knock Outs”)
This film, written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (under the name Nicholas Medina), was originally titled Knock Outs, but has renamed and released on DVD as Bikini Warriors, for no apparent […]
FRENEMY OF THE STATE #1
Ariana Von Holmberg is an heiress with a secret. But what she’s hiding isn’t a sex tape or a drug addiction or an affair with a professional golfer – it’s a new […]
MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
I recently had a chance to rewatch this movie and was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. I saw it when it first came out in 2006, but it didn’t really […]
RAHEEM THE INVINCIBLE
Following up on last night’s post, I was a huge fan of Raheem’s first album when it came out in 1988, but then he disappeared. I tried looking him up for info, […]